As a Canadian and Blizzard fan I am exceedingly happy to be able to stop giving a shit about that toxic buttwaffle xQc and kneel to Scarlett as our new eSports Laureate.

I won’t be shocked if it turns out he was playing up how disinterested in her and how self-serving they were to try and make her mad/sad/vulnerable, it’s also possible he was lying about them being dead, but I don’t think he was lying about their relative import.

Milkshake Duck strikes again

God, Lucio is coming at some point and my wallet hates that inevitability.

The only ship worth anything is Lucio/Literally Everyone.

I don’t really know how anyone was surprised by this. I seem to recall him bring pro-GG. That’s as damning as anything else, and the Venn diagram of that brand of shitbeastery overlaps pretty strongly with this racist buttwaffle nonsense.

Just rep up with the Dreamwalkers and buy the toy that lets you summon her ghost for inspirational motivational quotes. Good ol’ mama Ysera.

I was only in the stress test and not the real open beta so I haven’t gotten back in yet, but I’m not sure what I think about the loot crates. Dialogue lines, for one, don’t really seem that interesting to me, let alone a prize. I’d ideally want skins and palette swaps and stuff, but it feels like A) they don’t have…

I used to pirate a LOT in junior high and highschool. Largely because I had a friend who could hook me up, but mostly because I was, y’know, 15. I had no money, no modern console, and I didn’t have parents who could/would support my desires, so I pirated a dumpload of PC games. I also pirated a ton of movies, tv…

Oh fuuuuuck. FFTA is my (barring nostalgia picks) favourite game ever. I played it so many times. I played a but of the original FFT, but maybe owing to only doing it emulated (never owned a PS back in the day) it was good but never hooked me. FFTA sunk its claws in deeeeeeeeep. Fuck. Gonna buy that after work.

Just like Bart!

Correct.

Oh and then I guess I saved that kid and took him home and he had a heartfelt talk with his parents and brother and I didn’t pay attention because I had no idea who any of them were. I just kept his cool flaming chainsaw sword, stuck it in a footlocker in Sanctuary and never looked at it again.

I just found that place wandering around so I wasn’t on the quest or anything and when I got into the boss room we kinda stood around and talked and they acted pretty clearly like the game expected me to know who they were or at least have an idea but I didn’t. Certainly no one went bonkers when I walked in. I just…

Actually, and I kindof hate that I know this, their explanation is that demons don’t actually die. Their bodies are destroyed but their souls or whateverthehell return to the Twisting Nether. They only die forever if they’re killed there. So this isn’t an alternate past Archimonde, it’s the same one, just resummoned…

Ideally - and I don’t trust that this is happening because it sounds sketch - they’re just doing what Banner Saga did. Release a PvP mode with the assets you have before you release the main thing just to get something out there and do some balance testing.

My favourite part is that one little red car nust Noping the hell out of there and going to the beach instead.

I don’t really understand the fervent desire for a tournament mode. Not that I don’t think it would have its uses, but I just don’t know why everyone is all hype for one. I mean, normal ranked play seems like enough of a metric to see how you’re doing - especially since Legend is already numbered so you have a more…

Enh. It's just late-game draw instead of mid-game draw now. It just kinda turns into a slightly more complicated version of Sprint or something, except you also end up with guys on the board.

Do you want Scarlet Witches? Because that's how you get Scarlet Witches.