Bowelar Vortex

Well, that's enough Internet this year...

this was awful

12 Hours Later.....

Tiny Tim needs to get the fuck over it already.

Actually, considering how banged up Sonnen's head looked, a recent colon surgery makes a lot of sense.

Need more American dash cams! I haven't caught anything SUPER crazy yet, but here's a clip of my evening commute last night as I was stuck in traffic during a snowstorm and some jerks were making their own lane to the right of the shoulder. I squeezed to the right as far as I could without going too far out of the…

I just wanted to play the game with the graphics turned up. Now this shit is looking too real.

All this cocksure posturing is a waste of American seamen.

Holy shit! That's a huge basement.

Doesn't have to be Garnett, but I would like to see someone in Eastern Conference take up competitive gaming.

What would have happened if Kevin Garnett had decided to take up competitive gaming instead of basketball?

The freakiest thing about this? These guys are playing Tetris.

You blush with your face.

"Good for them."

"This whole thing was pretty damn sweet, and it was made all the better by the presence of a sweet-ass top hat."

Two in the pink, one in the stink.

Contrary to analysts' opinions, the Wildcat is apparently alive and kicking.

"Who cares?! She's HOT!!!"

Rocky start to Erotic asphyxiation awareness night.