No real ghost stories but this book series scared the shit out of me as kid:

I own guns, carry ONLY when I am out motorcycle camping off road for critters...

I detest the NRA with all my heart!

Ban all guns. Make them illegal to posses. Getting caught with one is an automatic jail sentence. This nonsense has gone on for too long. This amendment was authored by people who were okay with slavery. It does not, and should not, translate to 2015 America

It looks like Edmonton's arena hasn't changed a lightbulb since Gretzky was there.

It was shirts v. skins, man. How else are you going to remember teams?

Clint Malarchuk doesn't agree with your "nearly decapitates himself" assessment.

"Sorry, I thought you were black."

Damnit Cooper! Put down the scissors!!! You'll put your eye out with that thing!

Well, that's one way to tailgate

This is absolutely disgusting.

"I only counted four shots - that ain't shit."

I'd be crying too, knowing that I'd eventually have to return to Milwaukee.

"His family is beside themselves", in this case, means that the attendance at the game was 4.

Well, you learned a valuable life lesson. Never fuck with hornets.

Easily top-ten most haunting player injury video ever. Awful.

Not really that impressive. After all, Kim Kardashian makes 10 million every week by flopping a set.

Terrific display of manliness from Leafs guy who pours the beer on Sens guy and immediately runs away.

I think the biggest hurdle for me is the fact that I can't draw.