Goddammit.  There’s gonna be a celebration here in Cleveland over this garbage.  Fuck this guy.

I don’t even want to respond to that nonsense, but at the same time: he was there because he was hired to work on a farm by an influential Republican because that is how our nation has dealt with farm labor since before most of us were born. At least on the ground level, there is bipartisan agreement to keep doing it…

Not to be That Guy, but there are many studies indicating that pre-exercise stretching does little to prevent injury or muscle soreness.

I liked him better when he was the janitor on Futurama.

Troll rating: 9.5/10

You’re cute when you’re stupid. Any comment on trump fucking a porn star while his wife was breast feeding?

“If anyone is looking for a good lawyer, I would strongly suggest that you don’t retain the services of Michael Cohen!”

Honestly, we should be glad the Judge was harsh and demanding of the prosecution. It weakens the arguments assholes will be throwing around saying that the trail was a farce by the deep state yadda yadda yadda.

Blame the judge.

Well, I’m glad the judge declared a mistrial on the rest of the counts because they won’t be subject to double jeopardy. The judge was a total assface for this whole trial, and I cannot imagine that his (often inappropriate) remarks and rebukes to the prosecution had no impact on the jury.

David Bowie called out MTV 35 years ago, hardly a damn thing has changed.

It hurts every time I see an incredible athlete who is younger than me called an “old man.” I hurt my back tying my shoe yesterday.

They are really making a strong case for being too incompetent to commit crimes. Or incompetently committing crimes. Not sure yet.

When the steroids make you confrontational, but the soy protein makes you weepy. - How I assume the deadlift cop arrived at his emotional state. 

One question I get from friends in Europe: Why do you play the national anthem before sporting events? Is it a game, or some government organized event?

Plus how many of the complainers are flying the flag of a group of traitors to the actual flag, all while complaining about disrespect to the flag?  I’m guessing we’re approaching a 75% overlap.

Funny how kneeling during the anthem disrespects the vets, but denying them health benefits is A-OK.

I really love when businesses make it super easy for me to never give them my money.

It is possible to be witty, topical and tactful all at the same time. Too bad these guys didn't get the memo.