Drive To Survive sucks ass, and so does Lance Stroll

Imagine having as much wealth as any of these people and choosing to spend your time engaging in juvenile pissing matches on the fucking internet.

Julia Louis-Dreyfus remains unchallenged as the Best Dreyfus(s).

If the big appeal of the White House Correspondents Dinner is in seeing a comedian actually speak a little truth to power...

For a guy who lives and dies by the loyalty, Trump will not hesitate to fuck over an underling to get what he wants. So many of his “friends” have sacrificed their careers and livelihoods to please this guy.

If only there were other phones people could buy instead if they don’t like it...

That’s not the basis of the lawsuit though.

“What are 3500 ways you can look like a complete dork?”

Meghan Kelly has no room to talk about getting work done.

Okay but hear me out.  Maybe she, like me, had literally never heard of Jackson Mahomes before and had no knowledge of his legal issues?

I’ve been actively cutting way down on amazon orders and this may be the thing to end my prime membership.

“Democrat party” is the tell that there’s a bad faith argument coming.

Friendly reminder to all that reflexively blaming the Democrats for literally not being perfect is something a GOP consultant came up with.

I refuse to take anything a Disney adult has to say seriously.

TL;DR version:

he’s not really doing so hot 

Apple’s yearly announcement that “We don’t have enough of these to go around” trying to drive up interest in the new model. We’ve all seen it and miraculously, by November/Black Friday, these supply issues just...go away.

If a sitting Vice President could individually decide that a state’s election were invalid and assign those electors at his own whim, then Al Gore is the most selfless, principled, man that ever lived.

It’s bonkers that this dude was present and on stage to witness the largest mass shooting in history and but apparently has no problems writing a song with (very) thinly veiled calls to violence. Way to look inward and grow as a person.

Why do people romanticize small towns so much anyway?