Have you never realized he was one all along?

It's the cirrrrrrrcle of liiiiiiiiiiifffffeee!

*farts*

The entirety of your post is so nonsensical, I can not begin to evaluate whether to break it down point by point or just make an unwitty comeback. Considering the level of self-awareness that I'm replying to, I think the latter would be the best option.

Yeah! The Trail of Tears wasn't that long!

Where's repostedcustomerreviews when you need 'em.

Oh thank god. And here I thought I was committing a felony in a dozen states.

Upvoted for avatar….synergy?

In Italy you would.

Blast-Ended ScrewingSkrewt, for example?

They were between the coach cushions all along!

Here on BBC.

Really? That sounds more of the Mad Hatter's department.

Brad Pitt and Marion Cotillard [give] headline the [in] [a]rousingly old-fashioned war drama AlliedSS

Even more then 25 years later, I will still argue that Spinal Tap have pulled off the perfect British accents. And not even general British accents, but two Southeast London ones and a nasally Midlander.

This video is just reminding me how much I miss Philip Seymour Hoffman.

"Daddy, the future sounds redundant and terrifying."

Chris Rock
Rock Hudson
Kid Rock
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

Lewis Black

If it means anything, I've never seen you post a comment that I thought would make you out to be terrible.