Hey, that's my caption!

I welcome Moana (both the Disney character and the Italian pornstar)

Don't feel bad on my part. I've grown up barely knowing the appropriate contexts of day to day social life, due to my, well, social anxiety. Which means I tend to obsess over rather or not I said the wrong phrase or was I really nice or did I come off as the jackass and do I make people uncomfortable and you can see…

Ffffffffffffuuuuuuuckkkkk this is embarrassing.

IIIIII'm getting the feeling that I insulted you. If so I apologize.

I feel like I've just looked into a head-hole of Rush Limbaugh.

Then proceed to bang said giraffe or lion's disembodied head and have it shown to the media by a disgruntled party member?

Literally shoot someone in Times Square?

That, and who wants to vote on a Tuesday?

This is what Don McLean must've felt.

Funnily enough, where Pence was jeered at when he attended, Obama was cheered when he walked in.

And John Oliver. We can't leave out our imported British wit.

Why try to mock reality when reality is only going to mock you back.

I can't recall where I read this, but some commenter once said to never phrase, "That'll do, Pig. That'll do.", after sex.

Is that an excerpt from a Chuck Tingle story?

Oh 2008, how I long for thee…

It never gets easier, but you do become better.

"You know they say if you can't say anything nice [then] don't say anything at all."

Pessimism?

That's Nihilism.