Back in the day, we bought a newly built house in a subdivision that had been a huge cow pasture. there were no trees. none. So each Christmas, Dad bought a live Christmas Tree, a big bushy motherfucker that took two men, no kids, to haul indoors and then later back outdoors. We would plant that bad boy every year for…

“That Brown fella is pretty good!” - my cousin who only watches football on Thanksgiving

BrownCoats > Brown shirts

and also this:

When it comes to appointing people to important positions, Trump continues to go with the “lets pick the worst possible choice” strategy.

Rhee, in addition to being scandal-plagued, would be a terrible choice for secretary of ed. She’s currently running an organization that is trying to get rid of tenure at all costs, and in my opinion is guilty of believing in a “silver bullet” that will cure the American education system.

Solid combination of dad humor and actual dad political views here.

See, driving while White is also dangerous!

I saw one of these idiots on local St. Louis TV as Trump’s lead started to grow. The talking head jammed the microphone in the face of a giddy Trump supporter. This dunce could barely string together a coherent response. She - yes, SHE - mumbled something about “he tells it like it is.” The reporter pressed her,…

Weisman, who quit Twitter at one point during the campaign after being subjected to a flood of anti-Semitic abuse, thinks that the answer to Trumpism is to build an opposition that accommodates the concerns of racists and anti-Semites.

this quote could also be “I have not adequately prepared myself to be competitive in the contemporary job market!” At what point do we have to point the finger back at these people? So much writing about these small towns and how the “elites” need to understand their position. Things are changing in this country and…

All oppression is rooted in class oppression. Intersectionality, however that’s being interpreted anymore, was just academe’s way of dodging the class issue in a classic if-we-have-more-people-in-power-things’ll-change move. The results? Eight years of a Black bomber-in-chief (whose response to racist policing was —…

Not a big fan of pickled cabbage in general, but I agree with your point. Mayo is the real villain here. Down with Mayo!

Let me knows what he thinks about that once he sobers up.

I make this same joke about my boss’s son-in-law who was born and raised in Ireland.

I’m not anti-Semitic either, but I’m starting to get pretty pissed that my wife won’t tell me where she’s hiding her gold.

“And I’ve seen 311 four times!”

Forever my favorite obscure Simpsons line.

I like how bigots have moved to calling it narcissistic to protest against institutionalized racism.