As a lady and rural resident, I hate this shit. You want to pull me over for god knows what on some lonesome stretch of highway? Have at it, officer. But have an identifiable vehicle so I will have fewer concerns about you being a serial killer.

One of the worst consequences of these events is that, with so much law enforcement engaged in quelling this disorder, transgendered people, in defiance of laws thoughtfully created and passed by the North Carolina state government, are now free to cause bathroom anarchy in many areas and use whatever gender bathroom…

Jimmy?

Hey this is a sports website! Let us not forget the Lions.

“He did not grow up oppressed”

+500 interchangeable blondes named “Kaetlynn”*

On the college level, University of Alabama sororities have reiterated their opposition to anything resembling a colored rush on campus.

I will fight you if you badmouth Lindsey Stirling. Her music is awesome.

You brought up Brady, but the more apt comparison is probably Gronk. Dude smiles and dances just as much as Cam and people generally love the grizzly bear for it. Cam does a dab after scoring a touchdown and mothers are writing letters to their local newspaper editor.

Same here — I stopped watching the NFL two years ago as well (although as a life-long Lions fan, many might argue that I was preventing my own psychological damage by walking away from the league). The concussion issue was what got me feeling guilty at first, but the last season I was still watching, I started…

If you are more upset at Kaepernick protesting police brutality than you were at the police committing it, yeah, you're part of the problem.

“Strategery is Todd Haley’s offensive system.”

Where are you going to find 11, big, tough, violent criminals who aren’t already on the Steelers roster or named Vontaze Burfict?

I wouldn’t say they are football illiterate. They’ve learned a lot in the three years they have rooted for the Seahawks.

Roethlisberger looks like someone tried to make Will Ferrell in Fallout 4 but fucked up.

I heard AP is having another kid.

“Also, per school policy, the dog has been expelled”

“We commend Ishmael for not taking his frustrations out on another human like many of our athletes previously would have. This is another step in the right direction for Baylor athletics.” - new Baylor AD

That’s certainly one way to keep the pack a safe distance behind you.

Jill Stein? It’s not like she’s got anything else going on after November.