I saw the “Global Warming Christmas” sketch when it first aired and it didn’t seem that much longer than other SNL sketches at the time. (Keep in mind, SNL has run sketches that were two segments long.) I think it’s just in the last 30 years, sketches have gotten shorter and more streamlined.

I’ll admit I laughed way too much at myself for understanding the Jamie Farr and Sally Struthers jokes.

I wish Phil Hartman got to do more as his weird, stoic author.

I truly love it, but I truly love it more because it isn’t in my driveway.  

I am starting to see it happen more and more. Especially in product reviews for stereo equipment online. I mean, if you are reviewing an $800 Klipsch home Subwoofer, you should know the difference between Bass and Base.  And when I see it, I the review loses all credibility with me.

There, the base is reverberating-in-your-teeth heavy.

Awesome final photo set, there!

“I have no idea what factors actually led to this happening, but I will still insert my preferred political position.”

Do you know how long it would take to even go across town if it would only tell you to turn “all right all right all right” when all you should be doing is a single Left??!!

“Hmmm. Misusing ICE is the only way I can get a boner.”

I’m sorry, I’m having a hard time understanding how the interior has any importance when you’re shopping for a 10+ year old manual 400hp sedan for 10-12k.

Owned a 2006 V. Fantastic car. Interior looks like total shit, but it’s actually pretty well put together.

And R2D2 just stood there doing NOTHING

CaaaAAAaaarl!

Schrodinger’s Baby.

Driver’s Educational manual for how to handle a skid. By the time I did the math and looked out the windows, I would be stopped as I had crashed. They had you doing things like “Look out the rear window to determine the path of the car, then out the front window, from there determine the direction of car and steer…

“My friend’s uncle’s second cousin’s neighbor’s friend lived because he was thrown out of the car into the bushes during an accident. That’s why Seat belts are not always safe”

Do the unwritten rules apply to people who can’t read or write?

In his next at bat, the kid was beaned by Justin Verlander

Nothing says “never forget” like a liquid that makes your forget things.