I don't think it's accurate to equate hope or optimism with magic.

Whatever I tell you three times is true.

Under Kira's supervision, according to the source, pledges in the incoming class were called names, berated for their perceived physical flaws and imperfections, and made to perform physical tasks to the point of bruising and exhaustion.

He lives on Jupiter.

It's not hard, Android owners have very few people trying to contact them.

Why would anyone assume they'd be unbiased? It's basically a tech gossip blog. If you just want specs, I'm sure you could find them elsewhere.

I'm sorry, where did you get the impression you'd get a post without wise-cracks at Gizmodo? I would never willingly write such a thing.

We don't do unbiased, un-witty commentary here. Try CNET.

9) Absolutely everything about Flashpoint.

I'm the first to admit that I'm a neophyte comics fan, and have actually never read any Flash comics (exposure limited to JL cartoons, etc). Just from the descriptions in this one article, and the idea presented elsewhere that he moves in attoseconds, I'm still not seeing how there would be anything at all for him to…

2) The Cosmic Treadmill

I just looked it up and you are totally right. I learned something today! This is actually pretty cool.

One thing I do hope they keep is that cool trick Barry would do to keep his secret identity where he'd blur back and forth so fast that to the normal human eye, it looked like Barry and the Flash were in the same room together.

and that's assuming they could get past the fact that the Fiddler actually plays a goddamned violin, not a fiddle.

dealing with two teenagers at that age sounds fuckin' exhausting.

well, if she can afford to blow 30 grand on newborn childcare, she can probably afford to ship those little assholes off to boarding school. That'll check the teenage 'tude!

I am a Jezebel feminazi cunt, and I am all for pointing out her history.

why not just H.G Wells , inventor of the time machine ?

Why gluten-free? Just curious.

Honey, you're not average. Let's just be realistic about that one. I'm a woman talking here. While I'm not being down on women, or the fact that there are other women who also do the things you talk about, let's just be real. You just listed a bunch of things that statistically can be proven as most definitely NOT…