I lived for a while in a Jewish orthodox area where the women got around the rule about not showing their hair because it might tempt the menfolk by wearing the most fabulous wigs. It was technically correct. The best kind of correct.

Rock it, sister! I give you my blessing. *waves Muslim fashion wand*

Generally, that comes right after the ejaculation in this sequence of events.

Wait. What? How old are you?

Oh, thank goodness. That was horrifying.

I grew up in one of the poor neighborhoods where everybody had hardwood floors and dreamed of someday owning wall-to-wall carpeting.

UK International Title: July 4th 2: Independing Harder.

Perhaps this offers some new insights into the original paleo diet?

AAAHHHH! BOOBS! MY ONLY WEAKNESS!!!

Kristen Wiig is funny but she doesn’t get enough credit for her dramatic range.

Teams of researchers have been unable to prove conclusively whether or not the computer actually takes advantage of true quantum effects.

Congrats to all Lindas present.

I know we are all probably still traumatized by the Lindsey Lohan biopic, but I would watch the ever-loving hell out of Dallas Buyers Club 2: White Diamonds.

M’bear.

The judge’s sentence: “Wah wah wah wah wah wah wah”

The attempt to die rich is stupid. The end goal should be die with a net worth of zero, on a beach in the south seas. “Oh, waitress! Here’s the tab for the margaritas, and my last hundred dollars as a nice tip for you!”

Spongebob is seriously the best thing ever. I can’t believe people think it’s for kids.

True story - my mom and grandma have curly hair. My grandma had always gotten shit at jobs for her hair. When she finally got a union job, she wore a straight wig for her entire probationary period (a few months?) ad then the day after her probation was up, she wore her real hair to work and they couldn't say a damn…

Recently “renovated” one bed/bath studio, 1600/mo firm, deposit needed. No pets.