I lived for a while in a Jewish orthodox area where the women got around the rule about not showing their hair because it might tempt the menfolk by wearing the most fabulous wigs. It was technically correct. The best kind of correct.
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Rock it, sister! I give you my blessing. *waves Muslim fashion wand*
Generally, that comes right after the ejaculation in this sequence of events.
Wait. What? How old are you?
Oh, thank goodness. That was horrifying.
I grew up in one of the poor neighborhoods where everybody had hardwood floors and dreamed of someday owning wall-to-wall carpeting.
AAAHHHH! BOOBS! MY ONLY WEAKNESS!!!
Kristen Wiig is funny but she doesn’t get enough credit for her dramatic range.
I know we are all probably still traumatized by the Lindsey Lohan biopic, but I would watch the ever-loving hell out of Dallas Buyers Club 2: White Diamonds.
M’bear.
The judge’s sentence: “Wah wah wah wah wah wah wah”
True story - my mom and grandma have curly hair. My grandma had always gotten shit at jobs for her hair. When she finally got a union job, she wore a straight wig for her entire probationary period (a few months?) ad then the day after her probation was up, she wore her real hair to work and they couldn't say a damn…
Needs some cream and butter...
So to dig into the theology a little, that line in the Bible also says the husband’s body belongs to his wife. There’s nothing in that verse that suggests women don’t have equal say when it comes to what they do with their bodies together.
Let’s look at all the silver linings here.
“She called you daddy for 18 years, now it’s our turn.”
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Speaking of weird ads about bodily functions; I just saw this commercial...at least I think I did. It could have been an acid trip. But then I don’t do drugs. But it tops anything Thinx can throw out.
I went to a 2 million dollar wedding, bride’s dress alone cost over $100k. She threw up down the front of it at the reception.