This is Mojo. He had just viciously destroyed his best friend, his favorite toy for over 2 years.

My fluffy pumpkin, Castiel. Also responds to commander chub chub.

I saw someone do this with an Archer costume for Halloween in Seattle and it looked amazing.

I grew up on a farm and we raised sheep so I do know about sheep.

Next week will be Revenge, so while not light, it’ll definitely be cathartic.

Dear dining public:

This entitled housewife looks back at her impressionable child and calmly says “She is yelling because that girl deserves it, the service is terrible every time we come here.” And then she looked me straight in the eyes.

My “bone” folder is appropriately hidden within my laptop.

My panties just FELL OFF

Have I ever told you my theory about how the Huns were actually a time-travelling band of 31st-century post-apocalyptic warriors who stumbled across a time vortex while scavenging in the ruins of Cincinnati?

See, that was when I started unhooking. Nothing gets me ready to flash the goods than tangential and historically innaccurate diatribes.

My husband worked hard on that ad.

okay but that officer is hot tho right

Many years ago at the group home for developmentally disabled teens where I worked there was a resident who really, really wanted to go to the best steak house in the city for his 18th birthday. He had behavior and anger issues, but was determined to earn that birthday dinner, and he managed it. So another staff…

Someone had to say it! I don’t think that hussy in marketing should have him though. I’m a hussy in marketing. I’m here for Kermie.

My paternal grandmother was a pretty fiery redhead, we’re talking total carrot top, and she always wore red lipstick. I remember her carefully applying while looking in her mirrored lipstick case. It was probably one of the few reasons she’d put down her cigarette.

some time in the mid-90s I fell out of my bunk bed and hit my head. My parents took me to the ER, and the doctors asked me various questions to determine my mental status. One of them was “Who’s in charge at the White House?” I deadpanned “Hillary” and had the whole ER laughing. I was seven or eight.

I love Korean day spas! I go with my friends too. There is nothing like being naked together to realize that bodies are just bodies. All the body shame/obsession is silly. You start realizing that we all come in different sizes and shapes. There is nothing inherently sexual about bodies. It stops being strange really…

It's actually about ethics in Cosby journalism.