If *I* was writing a screenplay about Ashley Madison, the dénouement would reveal that Ashley Madison was created by a woman – a woman whose husband had cheated on her!

I would be willing to bet many - maybe not most - of the men on the site DID have affairs, generally. Just not through AM as clearly that was a path going nowhere.

I don’t judge the vast majority of them for it. Their marriage, their business, not mine. Do not care.

I do judge the “Family Valuezzzz!” crowd who was on…

This is Mojo. He had just viciously destroyed his best friend, his favorite toy for over 2 years.

My fluffy pumpkin, Castiel. Also responds to commander chub chub.

I saw someone do this with an Archer costume for Halloween in Seattle and it looked amazing.

I grew up on a farm and we raised sheep so I do know about sheep.

Next week will be Revenge, so while not light, it’ll definitely be cathartic.

Dear dining public:

This entitled housewife looks back at her impressionable child and calmly says “She is yelling because that girl deserves it, the service is terrible every time we come here.” And then she looked me straight in the eyes.

My “bone” folder is appropriately hidden within my laptop.

My panties just FELL OFF

Have I ever told you my theory about how the Huns were actually a time-travelling band of 31st-century post-apocalyptic warriors who stumbled across a time vortex while scavenging in the ruins of Cincinnati?

See, that was when I started unhooking. Nothing gets me ready to flash the goods than tangential and historically innaccurate diatribes.

My husband worked hard on that ad.

okay but that officer is hot tho right

Many years ago at the group home for developmentally disabled teens where I worked there was a resident who really, really wanted to go to the best steak house in the city for his 18th birthday. He had behavior and anger issues, but was determined to earn that birthday dinner, and he managed it. So another staff…

Someone had to say it! I don’t think that hussy in marketing should have him though. I’m a hussy in marketing. I’m here for Kermie.

“Brooklyn’s newest hot spot is ‘Sinkhole’. Located in Sunset Park on 5th Ave & 64th St, this club has everything - shattered blacktop, gas mains, a falafel vendor. You can also play a game of human traffic cones.”

My paternal grandmother was a pretty fiery redhead, we’re talking total carrot top, and she always wore red lipstick. I remember her carefully applying while looking in her mirrored lipstick case. It was probably one of the few reasons she’d put down her cigarette.