okay but that officer is hot tho right
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Many years ago at the group home for developmentally disabled teens where I worked there was a resident who really, really wanted to go to the best steak house in the city for his 18th birthday. He had behavior and anger issues, but was determined to earn that birthday dinner, and he managed it. So another staff…
Someone had to say it! I don’t think that hussy in marketing should have him though. I’m a hussy in marketing. I’m here for Kermie.
My paternal grandmother was a pretty fiery redhead, we’re talking total carrot top, and she always wore red lipstick. I remember her carefully applying while looking in her mirrored lipstick case. It was probably one of the few reasons she’d put down her cigarette.
some time in the mid-90s I fell out of my bunk bed and hit my head. My parents took me to the ER, and the doctors asked me various questions to determine my mental status. One of them was “Who’s in charge at the White House?” I deadpanned “Hillary” and had the whole ER laughing. I was seven or eight.
I love Korean day spas! I go with my friends too. There is nothing like being naked together to realize that bodies are just bodies. All the body shame/obsession is silly. You start realizing that we all come in different sizes and shapes. There is nothing inherently sexual about bodies. It stops being strange really…
It's actually about ethics in Cosby journalism.
You have successfully sold me on this completely unnecessary wizardry.
You and me both. I have intensely passive-aggressive contests with one of my beloved flatmates who likes the temperature to hover somewhere between the Arabian desert and the surface of the sun. I, being a normal, like it somewhere around 21°-22°C (aka 70°-72°F in American). So every time one of us passes the…
This clearly flies in the face of everything that Maxxism stands for. Hell you might as well just go to Lenins & things.
Don’t forget that one of them was a vegetarian. They wouldn’t have made it half a block before losing their strength and succumbing to the elements.
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My cousin is getting married next weekend. We are not close, but we are each other’s only cousins on that side of the family. She did not explicitly write “no children” on her invitation, but she did make sure to just address the invite to me and my husband only. She also wrote in “2” on the response card, that wasn’t…
In the last couple years of my grandma’s life, she stopped giving any fucks and would wear slippers out to dinner. She would get up from the table the very instant she finished her food and race out to the car, no matter where in the meal the rest of us were. And she upped her one glass of Sauvignon blanc with ice…
Chris Christie strikes me as the kind of politician who is going to be too busy lining his pockets and bullying other people to have energy left over for policing my uterus. I guess that makes him my favorite Republican candidate by default.