I can squirt but I rarely do because a clitoral orgasm is SO much better. I’d focus more on making sure she is getting what she wants and needs than trying to unlock the system. If she doesn’t do it when she masturbates, chances are she doesn’t care much. It tends to be rather distressing for me when my partner seems…

as a woman who has NEVER climaxed from penetration alone, i have noticed two very distinct times in the past month where it felt as though it was going to happen. unfortunately my excitement (i’m a moaner/vocal partner) led to my fella climaxing both times before we were able to see if it was actually going to happen.…

I recently got an implant. Does anyone need my old case?

My cousin is getting married next weekend. We are not close, but we are each other’s only cousins on that side of the family. She did not explicitly write “no children” on her invitation, but she did make sure to just address the invite to me and my husband only. She also wrote in “2” on the response card, that wasn’t…

In the last couple years of my grandma’s life, she stopped giving any fucks and would wear slippers out to dinner. She would get up from the table the very instant she finished her food and race out to the car, no matter where in the meal the rest of us were. And she upped her one glass of Sauvignon blanc with ice…

Chris Christie strikes me as the kind of politician who is going to be too busy lining his pockets and bullying other people to have energy left over for policing my uterus. I guess that makes him my favorite Republican candidate by default.

It’s really hard..

In 1994, an American turned up claiming he’d found Rasputin’s penis “at a storage locker sale in California, tucked in between manuscripts by Marie Rasputin

Writing for the majority, Justice Roberts said, “Holy shit, this whole lawsuit was so fucking stupid.”

You are 100% right. I had a similar thing happen to me. LDR, I was getting ready to fly down (he bought my tickets!) and a week before, a mutual friend shows me the “just married” Facebook post. So I got drunk, paid $.99 to get her email address from one of those creepy sites, bundled every email and text and IM, and…

When I think about unleashing peak Terrible Person Peaches, I think about going to visit, having dinner in their MaximumHipsterDwelling, and during the first possible conversational lull, saying “Hey, remember at your wedding when you stuck your tongue in my mouth and told me you might be the only person who can make…

I never found out why sobbing guy singled me out, but he did end up hooking up with another chick at the wedding after I left, and they’re still together now (three years later), so good for him, I suppose!

I too am shocked and appalled that when Joe Francis’ Great Grandpa dated 9 models the sex was occasionally fucked up.

Back in 1978. My friends Dave and Barbara got married. I had introduced them to one another a year and a half prior. We all worked at the same TV Post-Production studio. Now you have to keep in mind it WAS 1978. So, after the wedding reception we all decided to go back home together, since we also lived in the same…

Maybe I can get out of the greys with this one.

I am not a hookup person. The story that follows was made possible by a combination of extraordinary factors, leading to a story that has become a legend in my circle of friends.

I had a threesome with the bride and groom a week before their wedding as my wedding gift to them.

Back in the 80s, a friend from college invited me to be her bridesmaid. We lived hundreds of miles from each other, and had only exchanged brief letters in the years since graduation. I shouldn’t have accepted, but I thought it would be fun to see her and the people we used to hang out with.