still ugly! :) But thanks for the clarification. I saw it on her website and was like, NUH UH!

OK a lot of these pieces are lovely and if I had the money, I’d be all over them. EXCEPT:

“ Creighton wrote that she was sexually assaulted by Casares in an open letter”

“specially trained scat detection dog”

Another plot by Big Kegal foiled again!

Insteads disposable cups 4lyfe!

Is it me or are we starting to get a little too loose with the definition of rape?

LOL rapists don’t get 25 years. If we’re LUCKY, they actually get convicted and serve a few years. Which I feel is the LEAST this guy should have gotten.

Dang I just posted this joke. Serves me right for not reading the comments first.

CLAP ON

NO. No, what is this? This reminds me of those oversized tops or aprons that have the skinny bikini body on them. HAHAHAH I’M A FAT LADY WITH A SKINNY LADY BODY! JUST KIDDING FOOLED YOU! No, this is not a thing. Make flattering fat lady clothes. Don’t paste skinny lady clothes on oversized shirts and expect me to…

I got this as a gift last weekend - IT IS THE CUTEST GAME!!! And so fun. And if you’re a knitter (like me) or crocheter, the details are amazing.

YOU CAN PRY MY ADULTING TROPHY OUT OF MY COLD, INCOMPETENT FINGERS

The way I feel about bacon in particular is probably illegal in Georgia.

There’s an idea I’ve heard where kids with hyphenated names can do this when they marry:

Ugh. In the examples, it’s always the guy’s parents who are upset, or the guy’s friends. Women are naturally EXPECTED to abandon their last name when they marry. Fuck that noise. I was married for 7 years and regretted changing my name. The only reason I did was because my ex pouted like a toddler when I suggested…

The best “distract brain enough to fall asleep” TV I’ve found is How It’s Made. Soothing, repetitive machinery, bland voice, and interesting enough to distract the Asshole part of the brain that’s keeping me up, until the Sleepy Brain can take over.

*comes at you*

I love The Vortex. It’s been far too long since I’ve been there!

I made this! It was delicious - excellent fall dish, and it comes together quickly and then you just throw it in the oven to roast while you’re dealing with other crap for 45 minutes. When it comes out of the oven: APPLAUSE!