Wat.

SO MANY QUESTIONS!!! Had the groom ever shown interest in you at all before this? Did you ever find out why sobbing guy singled you out? This story is CRAZY!

Annnnnnd now i’m never going down on a guy again.

I AM BOTH AMUSED AND HORRIFIED!!!!

This is why you’re my favorite.

Yep, first thing I thought of. OMG GIANT FUCKING UNDERWATER SPIDER!!!!

But I WANT IT NOW!!!! :)

Where are the replies??? Please rescue me from Tuesday tedium with your sordid tales of sexxxxxxxy times!!!! POST THEM NOW!!!!!

You’re right. Instead of a little needle, they use a loooooong metal instrument to force the IUD up the vagina, punch through the cervix, up into the uterus, and carefully and blindly, jab the IUD through the lining of the uterus. Then there’s a few days of bleeding and cramping, which can get heavy and very painful.

like french fries on a sandwich

Yes. Just some bros, goofing around. Yep. Good friends, just being bros together. That’s all.

My phone’s text alert is Pam saying “sploosh.” Fun when I’m with friends, awkward at work meetings.

Of course a woman can make plans. But if you’re a woman doing online dating and you have 10 guys blowing up your inbox with “Hey” “Sup?” “What’s going on?” you know who gets a date first? The guy who asks and is charming about it. Because I know that guy isn’t dicking around.

I AM VERY ALLERGIC TO NUTS AND DEMAND THAT THIS POST COME WITH A TRIGGER WARNING.

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Now I really hope you have business cards that say:

In my mind, the managers name is “Chad.” I don’t know why, except that it seems like it would be funny to say that name condescendingly.

Awww, Piggly...

WHAT IS THIS AMAZING THING??? WHY IS IT NOT IN MY FACEHOLE RIGHT NOW???

My brother and his fiance are doing pies for their wedding. It will probably be the best part of the wedding, tbh.