Samoas are supposed to be NUMBER ONE!!! This list is bad and you should FEEL bad.

Sometimes it's not clear just how bad your relationship is until you experience something more normal. That can be a huge wake up call.

Philosopher's Pie? That's my faaaaavorite! IT HAS DELICIOUS KALAMATA OLIVES! SUCK IT, PINKHAM!

But but but...

I've never heard of this either, and I grew up there. Fries on sandwiches, yes. Salads? Sure. Pizza? I think that's a pretty fringe element, there. Someone's been huffing too much terrible towel.

This is not a strictly west coast thing! Mellow Mushroom serves something similar and it's my favorite hangover food ever. Allllll those starchy carbs do wonders to absorb the horrible toxins consumed the night before. Mmmm...

This is right down the road from me! I shop at the Target on Lavista all the time! I could answer this ad!

Double post, edited, nothing to see here...

I present to you, the series of facial expressions I made while reading this:

With picture!

With picture!

Ugh, no picture. Sorry!

Ugh, no picture. Sorry!

If I just want one cup, I use the Kati brewing mug from Tea Forte - because it's pretty AND functional.

If I just want one cup, I use the Kati brewing mug from Tea Forte - because it's pretty AND functional.

I know this says it's for iced tea, but I use it for making large amounts of hot tea quickly and easily, either all for myself, or for sharing my latest fancy tea blend :)

I know this says it's for iced tea, but I use it for making large amounts of hot tea quickly and easily, either all…

Chic? Hmmm...more like..."quickly and quietly change bus seats away from the crazy person wearing googly eye mesh"

Your homework is to watch Deep Space 9 and come back and write a report on the parallels between Ferengi culture and the patriarchy. GO.

OH MY GOD, THIS IS EVERYTHING

Now trying to picture a Ferengi in a fedora. I really needed a good laugh today!

Gah! I just posted almost this exact thing. Guys sound like a ferengi when they say that.

Every time I hear someone refer to women as "females," I think of this.

This was the first thing I thought of when I saw the headline.