This is right down the road from me! I shop at the Target on Lavista all the time! I could answer this ad!

Double post, edited, nothing to see here...

I present to you, the series of facial expressions I made while reading this:

With picture!

With picture!

Ugh, no picture. Sorry!

Ugh, no picture. Sorry!

If I just want one cup, I use the Kati brewing mug from Tea Forte - because it's pretty AND functional.

If I just want one cup, I use the Kati brewing mug from Tea Forte - because it's pretty AND functional.

I know this says it's for iced tea, but I use it for making large amounts of hot tea quickly and easily, either all for myself, or for sharing my latest fancy tea blend :)

I know this says it's for iced tea, but I use it for making large amounts of hot tea quickly and easily, either all…

Chic? Hmmm...more like..."quickly and quietly change bus seats away from the crazy person wearing googly eye mesh"

Your homework is to watch Deep Space 9 and come back and write a report on the parallels between Ferengi culture and the patriarchy. GO.

OH MY GOD, THIS IS EVERYTHING

Now trying to picture a Ferengi in a fedora. I really needed a good laugh today!

Gah! I just posted almost this exact thing. Guys sound like a ferengi when they say that.

Every time I hear someone refer to women as "females," I think of this.

This was the first thing I thought of when I saw the headline.

The dough is ridiculously stretchy. Like, you will spend an hour rolling it out to size, only to have it retract back every time. I used to make them more often, but haven't for yeeeears. Now I'm in the mood to try again.

*licks screen*

Pft. This article is about Scotland. Obviously, she's Peter Capaldi.

My bouquet was heavy as hell and would have seriously injured someone if I had thrown it across the room. Also, it was GORGEOUS, so I kept that thing to myself!

I'm glad I wasn't the only one who thought that!

I am a dog person who's somewhat recently (and devastatingly) become dog-less, who got suckered into taking in a kitten that was part of a stray litter a neighbor of a friend found. She didn't get along with other cats and needed somewhere she could be an only-cat. "But I'm a dog person! I don't know how to deal…