Ahhhhh, you're a troll. Nevermind - continue being an ass.

I think in most cases, childhood obesity is brought by the neglect and ignorance of parents.

Oh no! A silly pop song about curvy girls that somewhat puts down skinny girls is RUINING SOCIETY! Also, fat girls are never ever concerned that boys won't like them, so it's obviously stupid to bring it up in a silly pop song, a music genre commonly about attraction between girls and boys!

I just don't think it's fair that you live in a country where EVERYTHING CAN KILL YOU, and there's not even bloomin' onions. Which can also kill you.

You mean Australia is not full of people chowing down on fried onions and subpar steaks topped with cheese and canned crab???

My sweet Sadie-girl, who I had to have put to sleep a week after this picture was taken, back in May. She was 16 and her heart was giving out. Probably because she gave so much love to me during our 15 years together. It was done by a vet friend of mine, at home, while I sat next to her and stroked her head and told…

Your post is so full of arrogance, privilege, and stupidity, that I lost 20 IQ points just reading it. Every pet owner should be able to cover thousands of dollars in unexpected pet care??

NOPENOPENOPENOPE

That was way harsh, Tai.

Why do you hate fun???

I don't care if the restaurant serves booze or not. If you are out at a restaurant and your baby or small child throws a fit and won't calm down, or won't stay seated and runs around all the other tables, or engages in any other loud, obnoxious, annoying behavior that lasts for more than a minute, then you get your…

I ship it.

Oh ick. Any past and future judgments by you on Pittsburgh food, including french fries on sandwiches, are now NULL AND VOID.!!!!

*throws up forever*

Oh noes! I read, like, 200 of those books! What if I've seen lesbian movies, too??? *checks mirror for lesbian spots on face*

I read this as "randomly turned gay" and thought...thaaaaaat doesn't happen...

THANK YOU. As soon as I saw this story, I knew the comments would be full of PLASTIC SURGERY IS THE WORST UNLESS YOU HAVE A VALID REASON, QUEUE FORMS TO THE LEFT, PLEASE, WE WILL BE CHECKING YOUR PAPERWORK FOR CONFIRMED BIRTH DEFECT/TRAGIC ACCIDENT BACK STORIES TO MAKE SURE YOU DESERVE IT.

I BEG YOUR PARDON?

My brother and his fiance are having wedding pies at their wedding next year! I can't wait. I'm hoping they include apple and chocolate cream pies. Mmmm...