Your post is so full of arrogance, privilege, and stupidity, that I lost 20 IQ points just reading it. Every pet owner should be able to cover thousands of dollars in unexpected pet care??

NOPENOPENOPENOPE

That was way harsh, Tai.

Why do you hate fun???

I don't care if the restaurant serves booze or not. If you are out at a restaurant and your baby or small child throws a fit and won't calm down, or won't stay seated and runs around all the other tables, or engages in any other loud, obnoxious, annoying behavior that lasts for more than a minute, then you get your…

I ship it.

Oh ick. Any past and future judgments by you on Pittsburgh food, including french fries on sandwiches, are now NULL AND VOID.!!!!

*throws up forever*

Oh noes! I read, like, 200 of those books! What if I've seen lesbian movies, too??? *checks mirror for lesbian spots on face*

I read this as "randomly turned gay" and thought...thaaaaaat doesn't happen...

THANK YOU. As soon as I saw this story, I knew the comments would be full of PLASTIC SURGERY IS THE WORST UNLESS YOU HAVE A VALID REASON, QUEUE FORMS TO THE LEFT, PLEASE, WE WILL BE CHECKING YOUR PAPERWORK FOR CONFIRMED BIRTH DEFECT/TRAGIC ACCIDENT BACK STORIES TO MAKE SURE YOU DESERVE IT.

I BEG YOUR PARDON?

My brother and his fiance are having wedding pies at their wedding next year! I can't wait. I'm hoping they include apple and chocolate cream pies. Mmmm...

Yussssss

I can't stop laughing at this gif. I came here to write a serious comment about this review, and now I have tears streaming down my face from holding in my giggles at work. It's the last bit that does it - "AAAAAAAAAAAAA"

God I hate this entitled parent attitude bullshit. EVERYONE IS AT FAULT EXCEPT FOR ME! It's not just parents who are like this, of course, but they can be the loudest and most self-righteous about it.

I need this. For science.

You have made that abundantly clear by your posts.