I read a great suggestion once that if a guy sends you an unsolicited an unwelcomed dick pic, your response should be to send him a picture of a bigger dick. I'm totally doing this, should I ever get one again!

I kind of think the real asshole was the first server there who agreed to squeeze the coleslaw for the guy. That person set the precedent. If they had just said "I'm sorry, we're not able to do that here. How about some lightly dressed fresh coleslaw? No? I'm very sorry then, sir." And that guy would have either…

Seconding the softcup. Flip it??? I've never had that happen. Wonder if that's a...errr...big dick problem? I would like to experiment with this - do I have any volunteers? ;-)

Everyone does die eventually - EMBRACE IT! FEEL THE COLD HANDS OF DEATH SLOWLY CREEP UP YOUR SPINE AND AROUND YOUR NECK!!!! Joooooooin Pro-Death....it's inevitable....

If you go to an allergist, there's a blood test they can do. It's not 100% definitive, but it might help narrow things down, especially if you don't think you're allergic to all nuts. I had to do it when my nut allergy went from "makes me throw up" to "full blown anaphylaxis," and I had the surreal experience of…

No, I'm saying that the bulk of our food alternatives are shitty because they involve nuts. Making fun of insufferable food hippies was just a bonus. The real victims are people who are allergic to lactose, gluten, AND nuts. Poor bastards.

Thank god I have no problem with milk products, because if I was in a coffee shop that slipped almond milk into my coffee, I would LITERALLY DIE. Unless I got to my epi pen in time. Or just threw up in time. BUT STILL. UNPLEASANT AND POTENTIALLY LIFE THREATENING! Hazelnut milk, too? Jeebus, this is why I can't…

Put me in that "cramping and abnormal bleeding" column for the hormonal IUD. Horrific cramps that hit me like a punch to the gut out of nowhere, and periods that disappeared, then came back, then were WORSE than before. I'm glad they work for some women, but I'm happy to be back on the pills.

I was with you until the pho. If it doesn't fill you up, ORDER A LARGER SIZE, IT'S A DOLLAR MORE! Then sriracha, which, OK...I like in my pho.

You look faaaahbulous, dahlingk.

Should have made that left turn at Albuquerque.

TELL ME STARBURST IS NOT A HATE-FILLED ORGANIZATION!!! Because their jelly beans are superior to all others.

My dog won't even look at me while I'm giving her a bath. She turns away and puts her head down. "WOE! WOE IS ME! I AM BETRAYED!!!"

That is zedonkulous!

NOT SAFE.

Are you me? I could have written this comment. Some of my friends were into hookups, some, like me, were not. We all had fun and seem to be doing fine, JUST FINE, THANKYOUVERYMUCH!

Is Debbie Rowe wearing the 3 Wolf shirt??? That is freaking amazing!

My vagina plays blu-ray.

Where do you live with no wild bunnies??? We have them in Atlanta. I don't think they are as common as squirrels, at least in my neighborhood. But they do like to hang out in the back lawn at dusk, tormenting my dog from her post on the balcony.

ESCburgh = me, by the way. I can't login on my normal account at work, because somehow the login process triggers the ZOMG SOCIAL MEDIA BEWARE BOOOGA BOOGA firewall block at my work.