Is that recipe in the Ball canning book?

I missed most of this because I was distracted by your...uhh...assets.

Ah, OK. I had images of it being tossed into the leaf pile.

Hold up hold up hold up....in her YARD???? I know there are more important things here, but I'm kinda getting stuck on that.

Muaahahahahahaaa! That thing is evil looking!

Kim Worthy is an AWESOME name for a superhero. By day, she is Kim Worthy, but by night, she is the RAPE AVENGER! Or uhh, something better than that. I'm mentally designing her costume right now. Spiked, steel toed black boots. Maybe a cape?

With a vibrate function...

Haaaaaaaa!

True, but it's a regular ultrasound. No wands up your ladybusiness.

agree!

She didn't feed her baby bottles of mountain dew! There's nothing wrong with making a choice not to breastfeed, and no one has the right to judge her reasons for doing so.

Yeah, mandatory penis check. Isn't that SOP everywhere?

Sorry, I'm only going to pay you 86 cents for each comment. BECAUSE VAGINA, THAT'S WHY!

Well that's....jaunty.

WHOA! Hold on...I got some whiplash from the amount of judgyness that just flew past my eyeballs... O_0

Mmmm...yes...

OMG Lindy, you could write about your daily bowel movements and I would read them. THIS IS HILARIOUS!

I'm missing where he says his wife is his property. Can you point me to that part of the article? Or is this just hyperbole, like the rest of the pitchfork wavers here?

A FATHER and HUSBAND having OPINIONS about child rearing and sex? GRAB YOUR TORCHES AND PITCHFORKS, LADIES!

I am so there with you on the wanting cute shoes thing.