She's really sorry this time and she'll never do anything like that again, baby. She swears. You know she loves him.

Nope. The suffering of a single human outweighs the whole of animal existence. Also, I hate the Smiths and Morrissey sucks.

It's hard to argue AGAINST?

I suffer from this as well. I find him both insufferable and irresistible. I'm reading his autobiography and every other stream-of-consciousness paragraph I'm like, "Da fuck are you talking about?" yet I can't put it down. I'm a black woman who has had to reconcile my love for him and the Godlike presence of the…

I love his music, but I'm just like "Oh, shut up, Morrissey". Like he is your crazy uncle that says horrible things?

I know. I've been doing it wrong all this time.

"I see no difference between eating animals and pedophilia," Morrissey, answering a question about why he stopped eating meat, replied.

Yes, I know. I was making a joke.

I'm totally sure cutting red food dye from your diet did the trick, though, amirite???

As someone who is autistic, the thing I keep coming back to in this discussion is that even if every claim by the antivax movement in terms of 'shit vaccines cause' was true (which they aren't), vaccines would still be worth it.

You can very easily die from vaccine-preventable illnesses. You don't die from autism.

Are you a young? You sound like a young.

Is sex with multiple people at the same time as common as alleged rapists want me to think it is? I wouldn't normally question someone who says they were raped anyway, but if there is more than one guy present, it seems MUCH more likely that it was rape rather than consensual sex. Does this make me a pilgrim? Are…

NO WAY. ok, dude is a slime ball but Lucille Bluth is his mother!

Also, his name is "III" something. Bitch, please. You're not a monarch.

Wow, a shallow woman fell for a rich dickhead? My world is turning upside down.

Holy crap, that Look Book dissection from 2004 was amazing. Gawker used to be so bitchy. Bring back that sort of thing, thanks.

I would get my period the second I put that on.

And my zipper goes all the way down, momma.

If an upside-down, chandelier-hanging wedding cake is wrong, I don't want to be right.

gwen did it better