evilinfertileshrew
evilinfertileshrew
evilinfertileshrew

Bieber has about 30 black schoolkids to throw rocks at and one Vietnamese man to blind before he is as bad as Marky Mark was at the same age. So, uh...shut the fuck up?

Shouldn't it be 46? She can't miss out on her good luck cock!

Percocet.

When I was 19, my boyfriend and I had sex 6 times in one night. We were perfectly content not to see each other for like, a week. We were both raw and sore and agreed that we should've stopped at 3. So I have to wonder if maybe she wasn't having sex to completion with all of them (also, holy shit that would take

Oh for God sake. Everyone knows you wait to do the Birthday Gang Bang at the big 5-0. Ugh. I can't even with this woman.

I think given the political, economic and social implications of the diamond industry, there's actually something to be said for a celeb (who can obviously afford big bling) doing something less ostentatious. Not saying that's why Washington went smaller and simpler, but the diamond industry is actually super

Don't burn it, recycle it.

We're not on mains drainage so have to deal with our own septic tank. For that reason our family is very careful about what we chuck down the toilet!

At least in the US we have the good sense to keep our fat in our bodies and not flush it down the toilet.

Russell Brand AND Octavia Spencer?!

This movie could be about the devilry of the pro-choice movement and the genius of Ayn Rand, produced by Paul Ryan with Glenn Beck as the wacky uncle, and I would still watch it.

Also (yes, I'm leaving another comment!) we saw them together in 2017, so, yeah. This isn't canon. NOT CANON, PEOPLE!

Yeah, I've always heard him there but other people have told me I'm crazy since he's not credited. I think I know Mick Jagger when I hear him. Psh.

I wish at least one person in the thread would realize that it is HIPAA, not HIPPA.

Even with the mustache, Chris Noth can do whatever he wants to me, preferably repeatedly and at length. Humina humina.

Interesting. Whenever I whinge about my dad, my mom helpfully reminds me that I wouldn't exist without him. And I always say, "Yes, and if I didn't exist, I wouldn't be complaining because I WOULD BE NONEXISTENT." I have no problems imagining a world in which I never existed.

Oh man, Tenacious D. Ultimate double cross in that song right there. I don't apologize one second for loving those two. They also put on a hell of a show. "Dudes, he's encroaching on my decrees!"

I did the same thing, but it was because my foreskin would tear (just from pulling it back to clean myself) so it was in a constant scabby state of healing. I had it cut off and then all my fabulously protected nerves shriveled up and died and my penis is a numb slab of meat and sex is a chore. Not really, everything

I am in my late 3o's, and have probably been naked in front of other men maybe 3 times in my life at the most. And I've never had a woman complain or even mention the absence of circumcision.

Well, that's his choice.

It's also a little easier to say if you're a millionaire. I'd like to see JA choose to be happy if she couldn't pay her rent, was sick or had sick children, etc.