I always thought his baby wipes issue was with vulvas. If you think vulvas are too unclean to touch, I'm guessing it would take an ativan and 5 (erection-shriveling) vodka cocktails to allow you to even CONTEMPLATE the human asshole.

And your families are going to be there...he wouldn't do anything when your/his family was there...right?

I thought Elisabeth Moss was bland and lacked any kind of charisma or spark with her romantic counterpart, although I still found moments of their congress to be hot beyond hotness. And I think I would have loved the whole series unreservedly if somehow I hadn't seen the last episode. That was the dumbest, worst,…

"One to grow on!"

It is only wafer-thin.

Oh, my god, the place I work is like a rabbit warren of misspelled shit, including "hospitial" on some official pre-printed document that I see a million times a day. Makes me wanna holler.

Sorry. My only excuse is that I was coming off of 12 hours working overnight in a hospital, presumably following HIPAA guidelines. I'm lucky I can see to type straight under those circumstances.

Hmmm...I don't think the league is bound by HIPPA. I think that if the hospital where the injured player was being treated were to release info about their injuries without their consent, we would have a problem. I wonder if pro athletes sign some sort of release that allows their clubs to talk publicly about their…

Hope not. That would be a gajillion flavors of wrongtitude.

I KNOW! And I love life, and my parents. But seriously, the world would have been just groovy without me in it.

Thank you! This is what I was going to say, but you said it for me. Strong work.

This seems like a humongous HIPPA violation.

I don't know that I've ever seen or heard anyone mention the fact that Mick Jagger sings (uncredited) back up on "You're So Vain." I cannot confirm this, but my ears tell me it is so. Since I could see him gavotting apricotly, I always prob'ly thought the song was about him.

And as if to bolster my point, the latest "gee I dunno they just stopped making it I guess" drug that my hospital is out of is...viscous lidocaine. Believe you me, no one is getting rich off viscous lidocaine. And now no one is getting rid of their GERD off of it, either.

The reason that explanation seems less likely to me is that often these aren't meds they make any money off of, and the frequency of these shortages has picked up in the last few years. Sometimes they're equipment failures, but often they're not explained.

Also, I think the pharmas are fucking with us. We've had so many weird shortages of stupid, commonly used drugs over the past few years...I think they're making a point about how much power they have. Seriously. I'm not a conspiracy person but this seems so creepy and there isn't really another good explanation.

Aah! They're being silly, but this is real! The pharmacy at my hospital just sent out an email that we can't get our multi-vitamin vials, which are usually used in the ED for "banana bags," which you give people who are drunks/drunk. The rolling shortages of the pharmaceutical world over the past year or so are very…

He didn't like whatever it was she told him.

The list of #1 hits from 1979 is rich and delicious, but I'm going to have to say "Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough." The lyrics of which I thought were: "Peter Paul Almond Joy's got nuts, Mounds don't."

Is Miley Cyrus's mom one of those Barbie Russian ladies? Because that is definitely the eye makeup she is working.