I have a weird policy against drinking outside the home. I dunno, it never ends well when I let someone else pour the drinks. Too much, too little...harder to regulate. I have never barfed from home-drinkin'

I just want to dance. Only reason I attend weddings, ever.

I wear makeup for two reasons. One is so that I do not have that OH SWEET JESUS WHO IS THAT HAGGARD WOMAN SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE'S DEAD FUCK IT'S ME moment when I pass a reflective surface (blame my northern European ancestors, but I am one pale lady; also, old); the other is for my job as a nurse. I feel like when…

Argh! My night shifts end at either 6 a.m. or 7 a.m. I would literally be a walking corpse if I had to stay up until 10 a.m.! I hope you are well compensated, friend.

You beat me to it.

I was devastated by AY and still remember sobbing uncontrollably about George Harrison. Hate it.

Well said, as usual.

Barbra Streisand's street of make-believe shops is so sad and lonely-little-rich-girl that if I didn't try to reserve my pity for those who truly deserve it, I would serve her up a heaping rasher. What could be more creepy and depressing than a pretend town that only you visit? And yes, I know that Barbra "Honey…

It's always either Lindy or Caity Weaver.

I'm sure he's a very nice man, but I find him to be so unattractive that I can't look straight at him when he's on screen. EEEEEP.

I recommend against the device pictured above. Separate thumb-thingy is not so flexible, so it doesn't rest quite where you want it to.

Because they're your customers, and generally speaking, one seeks to avoid insulting one's customers. At least in a forum that they can see....

Grandma's blood pressure cuff might be inaccurate, too. Those at home thingies a lot of time are pieces o' crap.

DEAR SWEET HOLY LORD HOW DID YOU LOOK UNDER MY CLOTHING LIKE THAT?????

Did anyone else see the video of Bruce Lee playing pingpong with nunchuks? It kind of made the rounds a week or two ago for his birthday. BL vs Kitten: I want to see this matchup.

Anne Hathaway's dress looks like Andi was going for (and falling short of) in Pretty in Pink.

That could be a great grandson in the picture!

I had the same thought! Presumably in his 70s, right? Or 80s?

Early this year, my husband and I decided to see all of the movies nominated for Best Picture prior to the Oscars. We live in Vermont, not exactly a hotbed of movie theaters, and it took some doing to see (almost) all of the films before the deadline. But we both agreed it was totally fun, and made us see stuff we…

Also, the ads are ugly and low-rent-looking.