If people are stabbing him, the security’s not working!

You fix “lovesick” with ice cream and tears. You deny a girl’s agency to say no with a glock. Fuck the whole team that wrote and approved that headline.

Margaret. Atwood.

After 3 weeks in Austin, a community in a state of terror over the actions of a “home-schooled” Christian young man with “challenges” in the big, bad world...I am sick and fucking tired of every violent, privileged, white male asshole being treated like he’s something other than a terrorist just because he’s not…

Biden will snatch his wig off and it’s over in less than a minute.

Ooh, yeah, Joe, better watch out for the guy who takes a golf cart 100 feet when everyone else is walking. I’m sure he’s saving that energy for an ass-whooping.

I’m suddenly reminded of the South Park episode where Cartman talks about kicking ass for 25 minutes, then bursts into whiny fat-boy tears after one punch in the arm. Anybody remember his opponent?

Several of the initial bombs were delivered to predominantly black neighborhoods, raising fears of a racially motivated attacker. Subsequent bombs wound up injuring two white men.

“Trump called Putin today to congratulate the autocrat on his electoral “win.”

I wan’t aware there was a test! Is it an oral exam?

“Well! Now that men are having a problem with this, we really should work on it! We’ll get right on that just as soon as we can figure out a way to exclude women from the benefits of any reform.” —policymakers, probably

Good to know? I’m lucky enough to have grandparents picking up the slack in teams until 3 months when she’ll start. But there’s a whole lot of women in this country that don’t have that. Which is why non-certified daycares exist.

Well, he did make her jump up and run after giving birth, so it seems legit that its her fault.

I am trying not to be super salty about this because any improvement would be good but for fuck’s sake. It is REALLY HARD for me to be rooting for better paternity policies for men (especially in other countries) when the maternity policies here in the US are still a goddamn crapshoot. I know it’s not the point of the…

So now that shitty parental leave policies are affecting men (because more men have realized they want to be more involved as parents) does this mean we’ll finally get some improvement in paid parental leave? I guess it wasn’t important when women were asking for it. Sigh.

So let me get this straight:

It’s a decent amount - 10 days of actual jail is nothing compared to, say, the woman who fired a warning shot but is rotting away in spite of living in Stand Your Ground Florida. Unless she was tested thoroughly and proven mentally incapacitated/incompetent she should have had the foundational knowledge of right and…

I had a miscarriage this week at 8 weeks after 2 years of unsuccessfully trying to get pregnant and it’s taught me a lot about reproductive rights. My takeaways:

Religious people promote stuff like this because its in their best interest to keep people poor, dumb and shackled to their idiot kids and shit jobs.