I will never understand the full out Jennifer Lawrence hatred on this site. Except for the whole “build a woman up simply to tear her down piece by piece immediately after” mentality that unfortunately infects this place all too often. It’s gross and I hate it.

According to the classic lawsuit of “Smell’t it v. Dealt It” the farter is responsible

When I read the headline, I was gleefully anticipating a story about an entire family aiming farts at each other or something similar. You know, like a food fight but with farts. I am disappointed.

I was not aware of Flea doing a bass only rendition. I wouldn’t imagine that would go over well. I *just* watched the Fergie video and ohhhh boy. She reminds me of a friend of mine who is not a professional singer, but verrrrry much thinks she is. She sings in that same kind of dramatic way. So bad.

What’s especially frustrating is how Trump blames literally everything on everyone but himself as if you could somehow be the lead executive of a country for over a year and be responsible for absolutely nothing that goes wrong.

This couldn’t be more Hunger Games if the billionaires were throwing up macaroons. President Yellow Snow has found his Katniss though cause Emma is coming for him.

The blame Obama/Hilary stunt is a ploy to his base of sexually repressed and frustrated white people that peaked in high school and never got over it. He’s saying “See that black guy was too blame and I had to speak to Putin because he didn’t have the guts to do it and now I will fix everything.” The part about this…

I believe you’re mistaken - he goes by The Lord*.

Came here for this. How did he use a regular-size keyboard with those doll hands?

What the actual fuck. That is the absolute BEST kind of gift, especially when you’re strapped for time as it seems you are. The gift of experiences and time together away from your normal routine...aw, lady. I’ll go hiking with you. Let’s get a spa day and some wine when we’re done.

I’d like to beat her to death with her own shoe.

Every idiot who says that they hate drama is always the catalyst for drama.

“Can the Left let the families grieve for even 24 hours before they push their anti-gun and anti-gunowner agenda?” Seriously, Tomi? Considering our damn “president” couldn’t wait 24 hours before victim-blaming! WE ARE SO FUCKED.

“I can’t vote yet but I’m trying to spread this to everybody that can vote.”

If I fuck my mayor, will he remove the speed bump/mountain near my apartment?

I know a high school full of kids who will never look at Valentine’s day the same way again. Fuck this country.

And what is the lactose intolerant, hypertensive person supposed to eat? Not milk, and certainly not a bunch of canned bullshit. What about food allergies, vegetarians, people who don’t eat the “typical” American diet and want to eat their own ethnic recipes? Oh, I know: Fuck them, that’s what. This is so bleak and…

I worked in a grocery store through college (where I met Mr. Penguin). I remember the women on food stamps using every coupon, every rebate, every possible trick in the book to stretch their food dollar just so they could make it to the end of the month.

And with no middle name? Why not Stormi Jenner Random Dick That Got Me Pregnant?