I wonder if anyone reminded him how multiple doors tend to come in kinda handy for helping kids to escape to fucking safety once a shooter is inside the school trying to kill them.

His hair looks like it pops off in one piece a la Lego hair.

They always look like aliens trying really, really hard to blend in with the humans.

Pence looks like he’s perpetually passing kidney stones. I wish.

At least until he has a coronary episode on a gold toilet with his phone in his hand. I feel like that can’t be too far off.

Y’all, he’s not fucking joking...

Every empire falls eventually. But is anyone else just kind of...struck by the fact that America just chose a ridiculously embarrassing way to go out? We’ve spent so much time bragging to everyone that we’re the greatest, most advanced country the world has ever seen and we’re going to be destroyed by a guy who sold…

At this point, I feel like it should be reduced to one term only. I hate this man-baby with every fiber of my being. I need to stop reading articles on him to save myself from daily rage strokes.

Yet despite becoming the first Asian-American woman to serve in a president’s cabinet (as Labor Secretary under Bush), Chao has worked her entire career to push a conservative agenda that cripples the welfare of low-wage, immigrant workers.

I was reading it as “bad Barbie” not “bad baby”. That’s all I got.

Yeah, except if you’d actually read the story you’d know that these people are Canadian.

Yeah my kid was big into the unboxing videos as well, but thankfully has moved on to more uplifting fare that involves guys getting hit in the balls.

Oh god, I hate it when I agree with Wendy Williams.

This joke alone was well worth the price of admission.

This. So many of them are whining about how her voice sounds. That’s such a red flag when men do that. It’s like they’re grasping for legitimate reasons to hate her, and all they can think of is her voice. Her womanly voice.

She had the choice of either doing as expected and complimenting the emperor’s new clothes, or telling him that his dumb ass is butt naked.

I also felt really angry...It’s like a rage that has stayed with me. I don’t think you lose that. Nope, you sure don’t. I’ve been living with it for so many years.

An opportunity to make a show depicting beautiful young women being degraded, brutalised, starved and generally treated creepily by an utter creep under the respectable veneer of “based on true events”? of course there’s going to be a TV series, was there ever any doubt?

I’m tired of zealous representation equaling calling women lying whores out to make money. I’m tired of women being raked over the coals and every minute detail of their lives being torn open and twisted to make them look like evil harpies out to ruin men’s lives. That isn’t a zealous defense its misogyny, and yet you…