I just saw a great quote from Sun Tsu about fighting your enemy without them even realizing you are at war, but I can’t find the damn thing. Perfect description of the class war waged from the top down.

Yep. Until the CEO is making only twice the median worker’s salary, I don’t want to hear “we can’t afford it” because that is objectively false.

Those are a scam. Testing proves they don’t work, they just make everything darker, which is bad at night.

Social Injustice Warriors, as I call them.

Yes, the lazy workers, never the incompetent management! And let’s throw in some xenophobia for good measure!

No, he’s triggered by facts like you.

WHOOSH. 

No, everything has to be a conspiracy!

... why?

Republicans have no respect for law and order.

I don’t know if I would go that far. I guess pretzel logic is a type of logic.

When did you attend your last anti-Hamas protest?

Law and order except laws that pertain to white collar crime, because those are “regulations” which are bad.

Annoying people doesn’t inure them to your cause, chud. You catch more bees with honey than vinegar, this is so simple it’s taught to children.

The Republican party is a terrorist organization. We need to stop treating them as anything else.

Looks like it was supposed to be straight:

Fuck you I like it.

Remember when Alfa Romeo didn’t even make SUVs?

I was going to say, they look like generic off-brand Jaguar/Aston Martin/Ferrari/Mercedes grand tourers, and have barely changed since like 2007. Who actually likes this shit? The entire design is just a grab bag of grand tourer cliches.