evilfacelessturtle
evilfacelessturtle (Hooning a Ford is Domestic Abuse)
evilfacelessturtle

Stunning and brave!

And that is why jalopnik readership is way down.

Hey everybody, this guy doesn’t know that editorializing is part of journalism! XD

THIS. The comments in here are disappointing. All it takes is the right asshole and people are willing to give away their rights.

Read the article. They can’t prove he was the one driving.

They have to build a legal case. How fucking hard is that for you to figure out?

I’m pretty sure it’s parody, but hard to say these days.

Why can’t you consent?

Are you sure that isn’t a coiled turd?

No, we must jump all over them every single time because liberal journalist bad!

His face-to-head size ratio is approaching Charlie Kirk levels...

He’s really a perfect example of why it’s impossible to discuss politics. Strawmanning, hyperbole, arrogance, maximalizing everything... ugh.

Well, you just proved you’re missing the point alright.

Stavvy had the only line that made me chuckle in the trailer so, not looking great.

Bet the police are deliberately not doing their job to spite the liberal government and DA. Time to fire some motherfuckers for incompetence.

Meanwhile Texas Gov. Abbott pardons a terrorist who murdered his political opposition.

Yes, that was the other one I was reading about. I can’t recall which, but one had the classic conspiracy lie “he shot himself twice in the back of the head”. Which is complete fiction, they extrapolated that from the gun being fired twice, but one of them was by the ballistics investigation team. The coroner reported

penny pinching ship owners cutting corners on maintenance. 

It infuriates me that this poor man’s death will be used to push bullshit conspiracies. I was just reading about Vince Foster and the Clintons’ supposed body count conspiracy. None of the actual facts matter, none of these people actually read original source material like coroner’s reports or anything, they just hear

Fugly. Volvos are objectively way better looking than any Audi.