evilfacelessturtle
evilfacelessturtle (Hooning a Ford is Domestic Abuse)
evilfacelessturtle

Remember when Alfa Romeo didn’t even make SUVs?

I was going to say, they look like generic off-brand Jaguar/Aston Martin/Ferrari/Mercedes grand tourers, and have barely changed since like 2007. Who actually likes this shit? The entire design is just a grab bag of grand tourer cliches.

But I’ve been told that cars are just as deadly as guns, and that’s why it doesn’t matter what gun laws you implement, it’s always futile!

Is your take to prevent crime “don’t commit crime, simple as that”?

Playing both sides so you always come out on top!

I was with you until you praised the wheels.

Not a fan, the current gen looks better. This looks like a refresh that they just added more creases to because more is better.

I’ve found that just getting underbody washes frequently does the trick. My Saturn is 15 years old now with 200k and barely has any rust underneath.

I was laughing at how hard they must have worked on that acronym. This guy is out there doing 100+ on public roads and they’re all in the meeting room trying to figure out how to make the A-R part fit in.

As bad of a parent as the Crumbleys, I suppose. There have always been horrible parents, that’s nothing new. But for all we know this guy could be a clinical sociopath or something beyond parental control.

You’re fuckin high right now!

Way less, actually. Only $500, last I counted.

Domestic Volvo.

They should have turned the Avista into their new design language:

How do they turn into awful parents before having a kid?

Isn’t this the same Elon that was aggressively attacking the people sharing the location of his private jet? Doxxing for thee, not for me...

wssting time

You should get a big graphic on the side that says “^Just Water Vapor, Relax^

Looks like commenting profiles made the transition, too.