evilfacelessturtle
evilfacelessturtle (Hooning a Ford is Domestic Abuse)
evilfacelessturtle

Basic biology flys over the head of adrenaline seeking Neanderthals.

The guy just keeps driving crazy, rollers or no rollers in his mirror.

That’s like responding to a doctor’s malpractice by saying “well if he didn’t eat so many hamburgers, he wouldn’t have needed heart surgery”.

retired due to his disability pension

Just another industry Millennials are ruining by... being broke. And not alcoholics.

THE BAR DIED OF A FENTANYL OVERDOSE!

You mean “the only thing they don’t deal with

Yeah, it’s strange to me that you would want to honor the location where they horrifically died.

The catchphrase of sociopaths everywhere.

We need a Mergio Sarchionne style parody.

My favorite line is “they get the money because they have the most responsibility!

LOL foolproof plan, Einstein.

That’s really just a testament to how much improvement has been done for front seats. That they are now as safe as a rear seat passenger!

Maybe if you don’t know fucking anything about political science, or even the most basic definition of fascism. It’s an ideology, it doesn’t require being in power. Was Hitler not a Fascist until he became chancellor?

You realize it is literally the definition of luck or a lottery that somebody has to win, right?

Please keep your masculine insecurity to yourself, it’s embarrassing.

That big meanie John Oliver, how dare he not be a far right loon!

bUt yOu cAn vOtE wItH yOuR wAlLeT!!!

“Voting with your wallet” is a joke told to us by capitalists to convince us we have democratic power that we don’t.

I bet you wonder why everyone can’t stand being around you.