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evilfacelessturtle (Hooning a Ford is Domestic Abuse)
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They really failed at copying the reliability though. Dropped the ball big time there.

At least the first gen looked somewhat unique, but even that was never a big hit. This one is just generic as hell. What was the point of it existing?

The amount of waste we create at my sign shop is insane. And a good portion of it is perfectly recyclable, the boss just won’t pay for recycling pick up. I’ll never understand how people can just completely ignore the garbage they create. Never even think twice about it. Then again, most people don’t think twice

This. Every laborer I’ve ever worked with will let a truck sit around idling for no fucking reason for like 20 minutes about 5 times a day. Dead of summer, it doesn’t matter, start that fucker up 15 minutes before you even get in the cab.

So basically, rolling coal creates more mentally deficient children who will grow up to roll coal.

These criminals and the culture around them will wear this as a badge of pride because they’re a bunch of children who threaten anyone who supports laws they dislike while screaming “law and order” out the other side of their mouth for laws they do like. Degenerates, the lot of them.

As a graphic designer, the obsession with avoiding tangents is dumb and basically a fool’s errand on something as complex as a car.

Except the laws I disagree with. Then, I am an honorable patriot for committing treason against the government!

What about the master’s sex toys?

But we’re the crazy ones for using the word Fascism...

I know people at every age that put something in the wrong place at work all the fucking time. That ain’t a “dumb teen” thing. That’s a 70% of all Americans thing.

“Oh don’t worry, that bolt isn’t from your truck

That makes no sense. She was hiding who she really was.

In fact, that’s far more likely because who has all the disposable capital to blow on documentaries? Right wing billionaires.

Yeah there need to be consequences for this. This is straight up subverting democracy.

Goddamnit I hate when people do that shit. Like it’s so fucking hard to circle the block.

I don’t see why you couldn’t have a decorative chrome bumper. Pickup trucks still do it sometimes.

It’s unfortunate that a lot of societies like China are only just getting mass adoption of cars now, when they are historically speaking, insanely powerful. They didn’t get to have the slow onramp we did starting with slow-ass Model Ts and Hudsons.

You know their Escort was completely different from ours, right?

Man, I got some interior plastic cleaner that claimed it was “no shine” but that shit made it shiny as hell for months.