evilfacelessturtle
evilfacelessturtle (Hooning a Ford is Domestic Abuse)
evilfacelessturtle

I know people at every age that put something in the wrong place at work all the fucking time. That ain’t a “dumb teen” thing. That’s a 70% of all Americans thing.

“Oh don’t worry, that bolt isn’t from your truck

That makes no sense. She was hiding who she really was.

In fact, that’s far more likely because who has all the disposable capital to blow on documentaries? Right wing billionaires.

Yeah there need to be consequences for this. This is straight up subverting democracy.

Goddamnit I hate when people do that shit. Like it’s so fucking hard to circle the block.

I don’t see why you couldn’t have a decorative chrome bumper. Pickup trucks still do it sometimes.

It’s unfortunate that a lot of societies like China are only just getting mass adoption of cars now, when they are historically speaking, insanely powerful. They didn’t get to have the slow onramp we did starting with slow-ass Model Ts and Hudsons.

You know their Escort was completely different from ours, right?

Man, I got some interior plastic cleaner that claimed it was “no shine” but that shit made it shiny as hell for months.

And yet, the sedan is now dying on the vine because Americans want soft, comfortable suspensions and don’t really care about handling.

Literally, find the thinnest, most tortured logic to claim it “woke” and Fox would be blasting it over national airwaves by the next day.

1. Why would the car wash attract larger vehicles than would otherwise be there? If anything, the height limit of the bay means large trucks will not be going there.

“Seems like a lot for a used car”...

It’s like how mechanics have the most poorly maintained death traps of anyone you’ll meet. Spend all day doing something, you won’t be assed to do it once you get home.

I had a first gen Focus, it was a very underrated driver’s car. There’s a reason it was in C&D’s 10 Best for 4 years in a row. Great steering feedback, very tossable.

Is your last name Peterson, by chance?

I find it very hard to believe they aren’t fudging the numbers on that. You’re telling me a startup managed to significantly surpass the profit margins of automakers that have existed for over a century? A startup known for stretching the truth to make impressive claims that often fall apart under scrutiny?

That’s like ignoring per capita statistics and saying Guatemalan Americans are least likely to win the lottery because of discrimination, while ignoring that they are 0.05% of the population.

Even Tesla CEO Elon Musk is calling the F-150 Lightning expensive.