evilfacelessturtle
evilfacelessturtle (Hooning a Ford is Domestic Abuse)
evilfacelessturtle

Did you get the Nacho Fries? Those are incredible, although like any fast food, you’re prone to get a batch that isn’t fresh about 50% of the time.

Why did you just ruin my waistline like that?

And yet that did not happen, despite the fact that we currently have them...

Accords with tints are the Altima’s cousin.

Contrast is your friend. Even the GNX had chrome wheels.

I just went back to Hit and Run recently for a little nostalgia and ended up modding the vehicles’ handling to be a little more realistic. Fun game, but also had some frustrating missions.

North Easterner for life. Never owned a car with AWD or plastic cladding and I’ve never been stuck. Imagine that...

Tell me about it. I just watched a MotorWeek comparo between 1983 hatchbacks and was at the edge of my seat the entire 30 minutes. Some people just don’t know how to enjoy life.

Pretty shocking that the Pontiac actually had less body roll than the Camry!

Yeah, I thought his numbers sounded like bullshit.

Throw the book at the MFer who owned this garage. Ignoring a violation for 20 YEARS?! He needs to be made an example of. I’m sick of “white collar” criminals getting off scot-free. I don’t want to hear a fucking word about “law and order” from the people who could give a shit about stuff like this. They only invoke

Sega GT 2002 is one of my all time favorites!

I’m working on figuring out how to modify the game’s handling so I can improve it and hopefully unlock the full potential that it could have had. If anyone knows someone who is good with hex editing, let me know!

You’re wasting your time making logical arguments. That person is only here to make excuses.

What’s it like being so simple? Must be nice.

I’m just here to look at the kitted out Chargers...

But I’m told that the american government is a tyranny of red tape!

Take a boring looking sedan and add all the latest tacky trends to it. Voila!

LOL what partisan-motivated nonsense. Obama told them to get rid of unprofitable product lines. That’ basic business sense. To blame him for the death of brands that were financially dead years ago is laughable.

Those are certainly all words. I think...