Reminds me of the kitty spa.

Someone needs to make one with the daily recommended dose of water.

I know what the problem is… It’s not pointy enough!

Priscilla Chan or every girl on the planet? Hmmmmm. What a dummy!

He should have made it a slingshot.

The tip must be more pointyer!

Ahhhh! You got me by a minute.

"turtles can kill them too"

I'm not rich, so I guess I'll have to stick with being good looking.

Cilantro.

This icon is about as old as you can get.

Here it is to scale.

Verizon’s stuck up!

Well it landed on LV-426, which is a moon around a gas giant.

Hey Wolverine can code and he's a super hero!

The pigs already the Cool Cop.

Where's the Vegas beef?

He means he just doesn't pay for broadband;)

Yeah it is. Listen to the landing sequence. "5, 4,... 2."

Phone sized.