LOOK AT DAT! ASSSSSSSSS!

DAT! ASSSSSSSSSS!

The car saved gas and went faster and futher.

What next?

He did it FTLULZ, or did he?

The Prometheus is probably built after the Nostromo. Because by the time it take takes a bulky mining ship to get that far out there the lighter and faster Prometheus could be built, deploy and have enough time to catch up to the Nostromo and pass it. So even though the Prometheus was built later it was fast enough…

The Prometheus is probably built after the Nostromo. Because by the time it take takes a bulky mining ship to get that far out there the lighter and faster Prometheus could be built, deploy and have enough time to catch up to the Nostromo and pass it. So even though the Prometheus was built later it was fast enough…

The Prometheus is probably built after the Nostromo. Because by the time it take takes a bulky mining ship to get that far out there the lighter and faster Prometheus could be built, deploy and have enough time to catch up to the Nostromo and pass it. So even though the Prometheus was built later it was fast enough…

The Prometheus is probably built after the Nostromo. Because by the time it take takes a bulky mining ship to get that far out there the lighter and faster Prometheus could be built, deploy and have enough time to catch up to the Nostromo and pass it. So even though the Prometheus was built later it was fast enough…

Aeon Flux.

Whats ever weirder is that Zeta II Reticuli 4 is a gas giant. So you can't land there. Its has to be Zeta II Reticuli 1-3.

Mythbusters have done this.

Zeta II Reticuli

Here's the map.

Right! So the Prometheus crashes into the alien ship to stop it from reaching earth and forces it down on the moon LV-426. We never hear about the Prometheus or the alien base in Alien because it goes missing and the alien base is on the planet.

Dam! 20 years in jail and he's only 21. He proably hasn't even seen an older woman. I guess he'll never get to. He better get used to seeing a lot of men now.

Here's a good measuring tool.

Yes, I've seen it and I agree! I love TED speaches.

What do you call a moon with a moon around it?

Oh I forgot about antigravity! Well seeing that that’s as obtainable as teleportation machines, light speed, and time travel, then maybe a death star would be obsolete. I mean who needs a giant laser beam when you can use an antigravity machine to squeeze a planet into a marble or teleport a planet into the suns…