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“Let GOD plan parenthood!”

YOU ARE NOT PROVIDING FAMILY PLANNING SERVICES IF YOU REFUSE TO PROVIDE CONTRACEPTIVES. Dammit all to hell. I’m a little peeved

“Let god plan parenthood”? I’m trying to get pregnant through ivf and follow various ivf hashtags on instagram. SO MANY of the americans thank god when their ivf is successful. Some try to be cute and say it was a little bit of science and a lot of prayer that got them pregnant. Seriously?!? Ivf is the most unnatural

I’m considering starting a new religion based on the “prophets” inspired by God to use the scientific method.
It will require sex ed with an emphasis on consent and communication.

It seems like we could have a reasoned debate about abortion, given that a fetus is a living thing which will become a child if all goes well. The possibility of reasoned debate is greatly diminished by the fact that many anti abortion folks (claim to) believe contraception also causes abortions instead of making them

Abstinence-only is the most dangerous right wing scam. 

I can from a similar background and the part that was hardest for me was the actual let down of what sex is. Obviously I knew and figured it out, but I was honestly left feeling “so that’s it?!” After the first time. Sex in my religious experience is upheld as this magical thing that’s amazing and life altering for

One of the weirdest parts for me about attending evangelical/very religious weddings is when the father or other family members either alludes or straight up talks about how he has “protected” his daughter (i.e. her virginity) up until her marriage, and when there are multiple references to how the couple is going to

All of this is Pence. Trump couldn’t give a shit about this stuff.

On the contrary.  Poor people need to keep on fucking--without birth control--to produce cannon fodder.  All of our wars aren’t going to be fought by the rich.

“if I were an educator in Tennessee and a student asked me about proper condom use, I could be fined for explaining how to use one?”

They want to go back to criminalizing handies and BJs for the unmarried. Hell, maybe for the married, too. Wouldn’t be surprised if they tried to lump in masturbation with it. Jesus cries when you don’t splooge into a vajeen.

Also, what does banning “gateway sexual activity” mean? She wants to make a law against cuddling? 

As the head of Ascend, she pushed for states to ban “any gateway sexual activity or health message that encourages students to experiment with sexual activity” in schools, which led to Tennessee passing legislation in 2012 that allowed for sex educators to be fined up to $500 if they were found in violation of the

“Clean” and “Dry” are not adjectives ascribe to absolutely any of the good sex I’ve ever had. No wonder they hate sex so much if they think it should be “clean and dry”.

Anyone making their life’s work about stopping people from having sex must be a thrill at cocktail parties.

The idea is for poor  people to stop fucking so they can finally go away. Trump can stick his tree stump fungus wherever he damn well pleases so you need to accept that.

“....promote traditional values about the family.”

The first time you have sex is not the most important time you’ll ever have sex and sex education shouldn’t treat it that way. There will be lots of sexual experiences in a person’s life and they should be prepared for all of them to be healthy and respectful experiences.

The idea of the Trump administration pushing abstinence is just too precious for words. It’s almost like he has to be especially willing to cater to the religious far-right because he himself is so clearly not actually a religious person.