How long have you been here?

No. It just feels weird after having commented on Gawker for years on top of the fact that you are from the same geographic area as me.

Is that a bad thing?

damnit how do you keep coming up in comments I like on gawker sites.

Everybody lies. - House

*Reading*

God I'm a slut.

So I met Prince Charming a decade ago and didn't realize it?

Haha, I think it sounds like a great gift! I live in Houston, so that would very likely never happen to me (though it does flood here during hurricanes occasionally), but I was so scared by the idea that my husband got me a very small but heavy hammer in case my car ends up submerged and I have to break a window to…

I can't find it anywhere, but there's this hilarious one of Bugs Bunny sawing off Florida that I simply adore. If someone else could post it, that'd be fab.

They were ... wait for it ... Jinkxed.

Needs more Sail.

I expected Raysism to be a little older

Urban Outfitters, your favorite place to purchase wedge sneakers and inexpensive garments covered in triangles

This is, sadly, so true. Most of the girls I knew in high school that had extensive EDs had controlling mothers that were very harsh on their daughter's appearance and weight.

UGH! I worked in an upscale retail store and hearing what moms said about their own bodies in front of their girls, OR WORSE about their girls' bodies was appalling. I am a very outspoken person and had to walk away more than a few times. People need to realize how much their words (or TONE) affect their kids.

They need to change the flag, too, while they're at it.

You can tell it's for Christmas by the awkward, terrible rapping.

Entering that store with a small female child is like going to a bar with an alcoholic who doesn't know he has a problem.

If you've ever been to the American Girl Doll store in NYC, you will want to burn it to the ground.