It couldn't be worse than Lady Gaga's stupid special with the Muppets.

There is nothing Perez can say (however innocuous in intent) that doesn't make him look creepy.

I saw them do "Sixteen Going on Seventeen" during the Macy's parade. It's gonna totally suck. CANNOT WAIT!

∞. Fiddler on the Roof

I've never been more impressed with an Alabama fan. Look at that math!

Hey. Remember the time that viral photo of a dickish note left on a receipt with no tip turned out to be real?

That's the title for the readers who are 30+. I think I recognized four, maybe five, of them.

I don't see ketchup on this list...?

Albert, Can you please make sure Tom Scocca can never post a ranking list about food sauces ever again plz.

Well, my plan for being single over the holidays is to drink a whole lot of rye and think nasty thoughts about my ex-girlfriends.

Your life is wasted.

Find a man, damnit.

Meta, right?

Thank you for making this article gender neutral.

It must have been a guy who was 5'6" with the exact same DNA as him because Jameis is 6'4" therefor it must be wrong!!!

I see what you did there... and I like it!

"(This is a joke. I have to make it clear because I don't want Jonathan to file a report.)"