"GIT IN ME BELLAY!"

If there's one thing I've found to be eternally true about golf it's this: only people who suck at it think it's a bad sport.

Yeah that's probably where the women (and some men) will sit. Basically, anyone that can find it.

I didn't watch this game, but I can't believe that Kubiak benched Keenum in favor of Schaub. I mean, unless Kubiak's arms and legs fell off, Schaub has done NOTHING this season to hold on to that job.

I think that's a Banksy.

I remember thinking "what the fuck kind of shit is this?" when I saw that commercial as a kid? Me and my siblings hated each other growing up.

I look forward to the holiday season every year, if only for the ability to post this to Facebook and make fun of it with my friends.

I was never sure if I should be confident in my uncomfortableness (new word) with this commercial, but thank you fellow Jezzies for reassuring me! Too much, Folgers, too much.

This one always creeped me out out! The fourth time I watched it, I realized that they're supposed to be siblings.

OMG. Haha. Totally remember this commercial.

AHAHAHAA "AHHH REAL COFFEE!" AHAHAHAAAA

So fine, let's talk weed and what it actually costs a person. The answer, obviously, is somewhere from $60 to a lot per ounce, depending on what you like to smoke and where you live.

I was going to say you are evil but then i saw your username. Quite devious :)

"Date Rape" was robbed!

Matt Schaub almost put a video of himself masturbating on Instagram, but HIS girlfriend intercepted it before it got posted.

Cool, thanks! I'll have to see if I can get my paws on it.

Is it Ulta brand or one of those brands that causes my wallet to scream in pain?

Two hot men is better than one.

Missing

Parks and Recreation! Though Andy hasn't been on the show since the first ep this season because of Chris filming Guardians of the Galaxy. Should be back soon, though. Chris Pratt is so great at physical comedy.