I've had guys buy me beers and once one bought me a bike. That's pretty close to these fancy rich people, right?
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Humblebrag?
I'm 26 and the best thing a guy has ever done for me is mop my floor on his knees with a wash cloth. That is love.
OMG that was Mr Fusspot's favourite pastime at four months: covertly and delicately untying shoelaces. Little bugger was really good at it and you never noticed until you stood up and your shoe fell off.
Michael Phelps: Mooo-oo-oo-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-haaaah!
Doctor: Well, Ryan, it looks like you tore your MCL and sprained your ACL.
I wish this was a sitcom. It's pretty much better than 98% of comedy sitcoms on tv right now.
Man, this guy knows nothing about dog training.
Orion released The Silence of the Lambs! FOR FUCK'S SAKE, MAGARY, YOU ARE THE WORST ORION FAN.
Thinking same thing! How did that cleavage happen?
yeah, when you're allowed to punch every asshole at work, it takes some of the edge off.
Katy Perry is lucky to be talking to Ja'mie. She is serious business here in Australia. I wish she was my friend. Sigh.
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everyone should watch our first introduction to Ja'mie in Chris Lilley's first show, We Can Be Heroes
True story, my dad was in the USAF, when me moved from New Mexico to Texas I was promoted one grade. We moved back to New Mexico, I was demoted one grade. Then a year later when we moved to California, I was promoted up a grade again! Cal's educational system is every bit as crappy as the one in Texas, not that I…
My introduction to geography was as a very young kid, when my mom figured out she could shut me up with a map when we were moving from Texas to Alaska by car. Since then I've been obsessed with maps. I lost a day of work when I discovered Google Maps.
basic geography doesn't really help though. My stepsister grew up back east, was an honors student, went to good schools and graduated from med school. When leaving NYC to do her residency in Denver she was amazed that she was looking at 30 hours of drive time. Mostly because she was so used to being able to go…
Hopefully you've gotten more curious about American geography since high school. Most of what I learned about anything was not at school.
As somebody that went to Indiana public schools and now lives in Oregon, I did not know that Oregon had ocean coast until I decided to move here...when I was about 25. We had geography but there were no jobs as geographers to be had, so it was not emphasized. School was for getting a job and nothing else.
So for physical abuse (which leaves bruises or scars the body) people are not put on a registry, but people are put on a public registry for sex crimes (often accusations) that are put before the State?