Baby Leo!

No, he said, "I brought you something from far away", which is also stupid, because "far away" could me West Africa (home of piss coffee) or the layover airport.

I've never wanted kids less than I do now.

That's literally playing with fire.

No wonder we won the Revolution.

You don't have pets, do you?

Christmas Vacation!

I don't know who many of these people are, but they are all winners.

I want tits too, kid. Santa ain't givin you that shit

I know! I know!

What if... what if it doesn't suck? She is no Julie Andrews, we all know that... but just, what if The Sound of Music isn't massacred on live television?

What about Fiddler on the Roof? Grease? Joseph's Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat? Singing in the Rain? WHITE CHRISTMAS?!

I thought it said "The Top Songs of 2013 You've Never Heard Before".

Houston 2 years; haven't met anyone Jewish.

But what if I'm single?

I'd love to be able to get away with wearing this type of makeup in the workplace.

What are you, new? Periods have been my go-to passive aggressive tool since I first got pissed off while texting... back in 07'.

I get it waxed when I have the time/money, but really... no guy has ever cared (except one, and he was in no position to... bastard was lucky I showed him my cooch anyway).

On Tumblr people are freaking out over how sexy his tats are, blah blah blah. He's a skinny teenage boy; I like younger men but he's kinda gross shirtless. Although he isn't as bad as the Biebs when shirtless, but the internet pretty much hates the Biebs so not as many people fawning over him. ESPECIALLY since the…

Maybe its a different Taylor Swift?