After being in swimming for 15 years, you learn how to pee without removing much of the swimsuit. It's a talent I am proud of.

Gale = Liam Hemsworth aka ex Mr. Miley Cyrus.

I played Ghosts but got annoyed. So now it's battlefield 4. Just learning :)

I played Ghosts but got annoyed. So now it's battlefield 4. Just learning :)

If you didn't get drunk in the first place, you wouldn't be here! You drunk slut.

That's cool too. I just like thinking that when someone sings a song, they mean it towards ONE person and not for a whole demographic.

It's nice to see all those wedding rings on everyone except Nick. Unless I missed something.

What's the age of consent over there? Asking for a friend.

You might even say... Catching Fire?

I can't tell if he was even looking at her. Do you think the little green men in his head tripped over a wire or something?

He has a girlfriend? I guess not everyone googles the person they're dating before committing...

That'd be awesome. I would miss the vagina and boobs, though...

You know, I haven't been to the doctor in a while... I just might be a dude. I'm gonna get checked before telling my parents anything.

I didn't know golf was only for men. Wish someone told me before I played it in High School.

Hey guys: the clit should be somewhere in there.

I'm horrible with social cues, but I remember seeing this on TV and thinking... "That's not right..."

After finally seeing it, the preview is all over the place. So much quick changes on the suspenseful to lighthearted back to suspenseful (just listen to the background music)

What!? I can't see it?

But the doge meme is about shibe.

I live in Houston, so you'd think there were more places to drink. There are many watering holes, just 2 very close to me (not including a wine bar) and one is very loud while the other is more quiet and friendly. Guess which one he part times on occasion?