That'd be awesome. I would miss the vagina and boobs, though...

You know, I haven't been to the doctor in a while... I just might be a dude. I'm gonna get checked before telling my parents anything.

I didn't know golf was only for men. Wish someone told me before I played it in High School.

Hey guys: the clit should be somewhere in there.

I'm horrible with social cues, but I remember seeing this on TV and thinking... "That's not right..."

After finally seeing it, the preview is all over the place. So much quick changes on the suspenseful to lighthearted back to suspenseful (just listen to the background music)

What!? I can't see it?

But the doge meme is about shibe.

I live in Houston, so you'd think there were more places to drink. There are many watering holes, just 2 very close to me (not including a wine bar) and one is very loud while the other is more quiet and friendly. Guess which one he part times on occasion?

We are very competitive and they share nothing with me. So nnngggghhhh.

Haha this was right after he broke up with me so I was doing it to piss him off and regret it. It worked, but in a negative way (threatening a restraining order three weeks after we broke up because I went to a bar he live nears... dumbass, we live a mile away from each other...)

See my other replies. It... I want to give it to my sisters for their Christmas gift but I don't want them to have better lashes than me.

I would just be like, "Whoops, wrong person"

Seriously, if it weren't bragging, I'd post a picture on how fucking amazing my lashes are thanks to it. I keep it with me everywhere. I'm scared getting a second will jinx it

"Plush Drama" from ULTA. Freaking amazing.

Naw they have great clearance. I bought this in a makeup set that came with a pouch for $10. It's called "plush drama" and it's amazing

I have this mascara from ULTA that makes my eyelashes look better than when I wear falsies. I swear by it.

My brain hurt after reading that headline.

Where do I sign up to be one of the tiles?

Maybe it's a cry for help?