Great, they made them gay.

Ugh. In the teaser when she goes "The hills are alive..." She goes down a note in the middle of "alive" when I'm pretty sure you go up. Rawr.

This doesn't remind me of the movie "Apocalypse Now!" at all. Maybe if it was a necklace with the head of a Vietnamese man, sure.

Ditto. I watched this so much the tape broke and I was sad.

I get ya. When I was 17, one of the richest divorcee's in the country club I lifeguarded for asked me out. Even though he was like, 35, I was like hellll nooooo.

Oh nice, a bike? That's pretty cool, actually

That is love. No sarcasm, that's awesome.

He ended up cheating on me with some plain-faced girl. It was a long distance relationship.

I just turned 23, and all a guy has done for me is fly me to Switzerland for a month.

Wow, sexist much?

Unsolicited photo of my puppy:

Your lack of grammar is telling me you're NOT an author and therefore trolling. Cool story, bro.

Are those his own nipples or are they part of the costume?

My friend had a sit down interview with him for a local magazine. Apparently, the guy is a total dick. Like, she was completely flabbergasted at how douchey this guy was.

For some reason, now I want kids. Screw you, Halloween video!

A violent hockey player? Say What?!

Someone sent me a snapchat of them being in the crowd of the last video. Granted, it was before the game, but at least I know someone who was there.

My sister and I were planning on taking a side-trip to Chicago on our way to Minnesota this last summer. I figured I'll find out where Chicago is when we are on our way. I decided to look it up early, and good thing too - the trip was postponed due to her needing wisdom teeth removal.

I know elementary school geometry. Took AP Calculus (AB) when I was 15.