Do the names Danielle and Mohamed strike fear into your heart? I could not stop watching that particular train wreck. 

I want to be friends with Victoria the Potluck Lady.

I’ve got $20 that says that one dude’s wife didn’t have an aversion to cunnilingus, but instead an aversion to how he, in particular, performed it. 

I think I blame hashtags for this. Sure, we labelled things before, but with hashtags every freaking thing has its own special name, the better for people to sell us things.

Props to Taylor and everyone else who has donated to help people struggling right now, but I am SO GROSSED OUT about how needs in our country are currently getting handled via GoFundMe. 

I work in IT at a mid-size company, and people here are starting to get all hype about using AI for business reporting. I feel like I’m always the one in the room yelling “be careful with that! Don’t forget, AI models are not ‘set it and forget it!’” and yet, people always seem to just think I’m being a cranky old…

I love Dan Levy so much. He always brings a certain amount of heart to a character that makes my cold, black heart melt out through my eyes. 

I don’t think this is about actually trying to prosecute for this stuff. I think this is about how Tennessee tried to ban abortion entirely, courts told them it was unconstitutional, and then they scaled it back, passing what they could in hopes of getting a foot in the door for a ban that will come later.

The heroes here are all of the people who RSVPed with some version of “what is wrong with you??” or “will this be available on Twitch?”

Going to take this article and add it to the ever-growing pile of things that make me wish I were a lesbian. 

This guy is making me want to move to Philly. 

Dan Levy AND Aubrey Plaza AND Mary Steenburgen! I am so here for this, even though I usually hate Christmas movies. It looks like I will be alone in my house this year for Christmas because of Covid, so I have been putting together an arsenal of things to do/watch to make Christmas feel “different, but OK.” I will…

I put my tree up last weekend, partly because there’s a bunch of video game stuff dropping today and I knew I would be “busy” playing that, but also because why the fuck not. My next door neighbors have their tree up too, and are all “come at me bro” by having the blinds open and the tree lit up at night. I won’t put…

Raw bell peppers AND an assload of chili? Someone get this woman some Gaviscon, holy shit. I got heartburn just watching that, but maybe it was her accent. 

It is so pleasantly weird so see people headed to the White House expressing actual human emotions. 

Yes, his hair. That ONE, single hair he just wraps around and around and around. 

I live in a very red district in Tennessee and have been air-high-fiving people (generally while explaining this gesture) people I see wearing Biden masks. Since I never leave the house except to go to the grocery, I have done this all of twice, but I also air-fived a neighbor for having a Biden sign (which was…

I am in favor of this. Rachel Maddow could anchor!

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God, can you imagine what would happen if she had access to Mitch McConnell and Lindsey Graham? Maybe she should start a Patreon that is nothing but her roasting various political figures.