I support you in your urgings to leave Facebook. I left on Jan 1, 2020 and do not miss it AT ALL. It is such a relief to not be expected to “like” every damn thing people do, engage on FB Messenger (like I don’t get enough work emails, IMs, Slack chats, and texts?), etc. I am still on Instagram, but not having FB in…

I don’t know about the show itself, but the “here’s my offer: you fuck off” thing is just WAITING to be a reaction gif. 

THIS. Her eyeliner/outfits in this video remind me of 1997, when we got a Hot Topic, and I was like “mom, you have to give me $40 for these vinyl pants....the world needs to see my butt in these pants.” Not sure if mom agreed or was just happy to see me care about clothes for once, but she DID buy me those pants and I…

I work in IT, so my calls are filled with a bunch of middle-aged dudes who don’t seem to care, which is kind of refreshing. Some people splurged and got a decent web cam (as opposed to the one at the bottom of our company laptops that is at a very unflattering angle). I did that and also got a tiny little ring light.…

I think most of the point of this episode was to let us all know that there’s a new RuPaul song available on iTunes. I still love this show more than most shows, but definitely less than Drag Race UK.

I still can’t decide who I’m rooting for. My mom is definitely Team Rose, and I’m torn between Gottmik and Symone. 

If it makes you feel any better, whenever I feel like this, I remind myself that the secret service is ridiculously well-trained and that 99.9% of the people who want to kill Kamala are complete ding-dongs. 

This bed is a Black Mirror episode. 

Thank you for this. I am a flaming progressive in a red state and I am SO, SO tired of seeing people from blue states being all “you all don’t even wear shoes, so oh well.” We are doing our best. We are the ones trying to change the minds of our families at Thanksgiving. Our neighbors. Our coworkers. It is exhausting,…

When I found out recently that my ex got a boat, I was like “make sure your current girlfriend never goes missing, and I don’t care how much you fish, do NOT buy an extra large cooler at Costco.” 

As an American, I can only assume that Americans are slowly working explosions into everything.

I maintain that you can tell someone’s age by yelling “did you stick your finger in the peanut butter?!” at them and seeing how they respond. 

Yeah, I was surprised how good this really is. I’m usually a little “meh” about Katy Perry, and even I will admit that this is pretty darn good. 

Also, her hair looks AMAZING. 

Man, Carlin would have a field day now. 

It’s funny how they’re pro-life until they’re beating a cop to death with a fire extinguisher. 

I would suspect my mom, but she would never, ever have spelled “where’s” wrong. 

A friend of mine also shaved her head in the last couple of months. I think she was just sick of dealing with it; it had been dyed a lot so it probably wasn’t for donation. Anyway, from what I can tell from the pics on Instagram, her shaved head looks amazing and badass and now all she’s missing is ownership of an art…

I will probably check out the trial period for this, but I wanted to give a shout out here to my favorite person that I don’t actually know: Kenta from Aaptiv. I do a lot of his strength classes, and he’s very good at distracting you from the pain by giving reminders about form. Pre-Covid, I was a huge fan of Body…

As a person who once got a Halle Berry pixie cut (only to realize that you have to BE Halle Berry to look that good in that hairstyle), I second this emotion.

OMG Paul with the hair in the napkin! Danielle and Mohamed are from the OG 90-day, but they appear on at least the first two seasoms of “Happily Ever After?” too. I got into season two of “Happily Ever After?” over the weekend and omg Jorge and Anfisa (I keep wanting to call her Antifa).